this is the next big fight and massive gears, oiled with oligarch money are already turning to ensure no one interested in structural change gets close to the white house. where are our wheels? how do we get them turning?
do you know, @parkermolloy.com? if you know you have to tell us.
someone from the future, preferably
i would like someone to write a detailed guide for what the left can do to prevent newsom or his ilk (but esp newsom) from getting the nomination, when the democratic party and primary system is clearly set up to make that happen. we came so close with bernie. how can we succeed today?
“the other side will always fight back” is a very simple truth that seems out of the cognitive reach of trump’s republican party
this is actually perfectly structured because you get to take three and you think "ah yes, hmmm, I wouldn't have said that personally" then take four hits you out of nowhere like a cartoon mallet
“Defectors must have a place in the progressive movement” my brother in Christ you have a place and it’s way at the back of the line. If you have truly changed you will not come around here giving advice to everybody who has been fighting *you* for the rights of women and minorities until yesterday.
they should make an infowars for ladies. Wominfowars. a place where we can finally speak candidly about female issues, like how seed oils made me disobey my husband
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
W H A T I S I N H I S M O U T H
Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.
a still from drop dead gorgeous, in which Denise Richardson’s character concludes her performance of “you’re just too good to be true” to a stuffed version of Jesus on the cross.
i can’t believe i’m just realizing how much they have in common.
for a long time is was weird bc we have such piss poor investment in public K-12 education but such impressive public universities, but don’t worry, they’re eagerly dismantling the universities now.
Losing my mind bsky.app/profile/nytd...
Not many people know this, but the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is responsible for making sure the coal industry is never inconvenienced. Pretty sure it's part of the oath he swore.
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891
i had to pull a tick off my leg the other night and now my body is so hyperaware of every single sensation on my skin as “POSSIBLE TICK” that it really feels like the simplest solution would be to flay it all off and start over.
WHAT!!
Rep. Bonamici: How can you spend HHS's limited resources and taxpayer money on a video of yourself drinking milk in a hot tub with Kid Rock?
RFK: "I would have no idea… So many people have come up to me who saw that video and say that inspired me to work out."
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
COMPLAINT: i was trying to watch RRR yesterday, in an effort to expose myself to new types of cinema/CGI tigers, and the *only version* i could find, on any streamer, was a dub! how is this possible?
Péter Magyar victory speech:
"We want to make a country where no one is persecuted because they think differently or because someone loves in a different way to others."
He may not have campaigned as a liberal. But this is a huge change of direction and rhetoric from Orbán’s anti-LGBTQ+ crusade.
An Amazon product depiction, showing tiny toy plastic babies that come in the following colors: dark, brown, Latin, pink, green
ah yes, the four races.
Really well-observed, cutting account of Trump watching a UFC bout while talks collapse in Iran: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/u...
Justin Theroux keep taking roles
There’s nothing beneath him if he sees the art in it.
wow this kind of blew up, so while i have your attention there’s something I’d like to say: not enough credit has been given to smashmouth’s “walkin’ on the sun” for its searing indictment of how baby boomers betrayed their ideals and left the mess for their children to clean up.
honestly pretty unsafe of him to risk his cover like this, but what can you do when you are incurably horny for cleaning.
a box of sponges with someone named “mr siga” on the front wearing a clearly fake moustache, plus a tuxedo, wand, and top hat, in a desperate attempt to distract us from a facial structure and grin that says “i’m horny for cleaning” we’d know anywhere.
call him whatever you want, but this is clearly mr clean in witness protection.
