An odd-looking bald guy wearing a green sweatshirt with the Earth on it smiles and waves in a vast and empty strip mall parking lot. TJ Max and other stores can be seen behind him. A few empty shopping carts are strewn about the lot, as well. The title says “HAPPY EARTH DAY!”
Whoops! Forgot it was Earth Day. So, I went out into nature’s splendor to celebrate. #HappyEarthDay
You are absolutely right. I see no downside!
My boss accused me of half-assing it lately, which I take as a compliment, since I've actually been quarter-assing it.
Yeah, sticking my head into the safety deposit box and swirling around those three rocks with my face is nice but Scrooge McDucking a whole vault full of rocks would be…
I love going down to the bank, signing the access log, showing my identification, presenting my key, being escorted by the designated bank officer, using the dual key system, and being left alone with my safety deposit box. Then I look at the three cool rocks I once found in a planter and go home.
Earlier, I noticed my shoelace was untied… AND I DECIDED TO LEAVE IT THAT WAY. Even though, AT ANY MOMENT, I could step on it while walking and STUMBLE SLIGHTLY.
I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!
I’m seeing this 28 minutes after you posted it. Are they still going? Have they been setting the mower to cut the grass shorter and shorter until finally they began tunneling down to the Earth’s core? Yet, the nature of this tunnel is actually amplifying the sound outside your office window???
There’s only one way to know for sure...
Sweet 16 of Bugs Bunny Cartoons!
Photo of an odd-looking bald guy (me) smiling and holding a piece of paper. He has crudely drawn a picture of himself on this paper and also barely made the paper resemble a newspaper. The banner at the top reads: TODAY’S PAPER This is followed by the date 4/20 written on a badly drawn marijuana leaf. The headline reads: ROB GRAHAM NAMED “SEXIEST MAN ALIVE” AGAIN - BY EVERYBODY Then there’s the bad drawing of this unsexy bald guy. The caption below the picture reads: “I mean, look at this guy. Hot stuff, am I right? Yes. Yes I am right.”
Today is 4/20 and I hope you’re high enough to believe and accept that I was declared The Sexiest Man Alive. I mean, it’s in today’s paper, sooooo… 😶🌫️🤷♂️😶🌫️
Photo of the Marvel Legends action figure of ROM the Space Knight.
Agreed. The number of Dire Wraiths in my office has been drastically reduced. Thanks, ROM!
Whew! That homicidal alien just got hit by lightning. We’re saved! Oh, he’s fine? I’m getting too old for this 💩. But you should listen to @michaelmay.bsky.social, @paxholley.com, and I talk about this scene and many others from Predator 2 anyway.
Photo of the end credits for the (terrible) video game Venom & Spider-Man: Separation Anxiety. Among the Associate Producers listed was someone named Pax!
If you ever wondered what @paxholley.com was up to in 1994-95, wonder no more!
Man, I bet that audiobook is three days long.
The book King Sorrow by Joe Hill
In the home stretch of this one!
I find nepotism despicable. So, even though I taught my kids everything I know about being a huge failure, they’re going to have to get there on their own. #principles
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“I, _______________, do hereby declare my consent to allow my child, _____________, to see Juliet’s lady bubbles because Shakespeare.”
What a Hussey.
Photo of an action figure. It’s a green, coneheaded alien named Impossible Man from Marvel Comics. One of his hands is in a normal pose, just a hand with the fingers somewhat spread. But the other hand is posed as a two-fingered point. Impossible Man is holding these two fingers up to his nose… as though SMELLING THEM. 😳
Hey, Impossible Man, what are you doing?
Oh, Impossible Man… what did you DO? 😳
Good luck and best wishes to you both!
Even bigger than “KRA-KAAAA-BOOOOOOOM!!!”?
I’ve done both (taken the day off and not). So, I’m intermittently dead inside.
Will do!
