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Posts by Scott Writes

That that that that sentence could have had was properly omitted.

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Li' the dream, under a pseudonym.

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So many. And now you've posted this with my name. I can't figure out which of us has Fergoli Syndrome.

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Why did you use a different name to post about all these different things this morning? It's very confusing.

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At least he achieved nirvana.

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Electric Torpedo Ray is the name of my next grunge band.

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You have exceeded the likes on the fried-egg sandwich by subposting about a fried-egg sandwich post. Irony is a fried-egg sandwich.

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Wonder how long they've been holding it.

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Lambs' End puff jackets? Da bomb.

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Shy one goldfish, your kids will wonder why you let it in the house.

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I would like you to join me in taking a breather.

✨A break from doom scrolling, if you will✨

This video is too long so I just included the best part…when Robert Plant cries,I cry 🥹

Heart’s tribute to Led Zeppelin ft. John Bonham’s son on drums.

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*SMH*

Arty, Arty, Arty. Disk picts? Really?

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This is your brain on drugs.

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Felt invisible. Then met Jimmy Stewart.

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Breaking news...

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a man in a hoodie is sitting in a chair with the words `` this is too hard , bro '' written on it . Alt: a young man in a hoodie clasps his head saying,`` this is too hard , bro ''

I'm reminded of a scene from Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age where someone comes across a piece of hand-woven cloth and refuses to believe something so intricate hadn't been made by a matter compiler. What human would have the patience?

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Lava latte
Caldera cappuccino
Magma macchiato
Tectonic tea
Pyroclastic chai
Erupted espresso

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Trench coat? Nah. Three Dog Knight.

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Curling was a bust as well.

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Caught having it his way.

Waiting for Wendy.

"Arch" rivals can get you fired.

Another "no kings day" victim.

AI replacement is hitting upper management.

Here's $20. Go buy a burger.

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Drops pants. "And on the trunk..."

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Um, you're the charger, copper top.

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Ch-ch-ch-chia!

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a close up of a gorilla eating a piece of food with its mouth open . Alt: a close up of a gorilla scratching their upper lip as if in deep contemplation, and then its eyes open wide as if reaching a stunning revelation.

In today's "researching that detail you thought you'd never need to know": Miracle Whip. For a poem. Last week it was primate penises (and, no, not for the same project). This is what incognito/in-private mode in your browser was made for.

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AI autocomplete doesn’t just change how you write. It changes how you think AI-powered writing tools are increasingly integrated into our e-mails and phones. Now a new study finds biased AI suggestions can sway users’ beliefs

Another reason to disable (or at least ignore) AI-generated content, even in autocomplete. It changes how you think. www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-a...

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a cartoon character says that he makes love not war ALT: a cartoon character says that he makes love not war

Succubus, incubus, vampire. The idea that we have labels for inter-gender interactions that result in some kind of death (possibly by cannibalism), whether physical, emotional, spiritual, or of reputation, intentional or not, is kind of disturbing. Can we all just get along? Be lovers, not fighters?

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I find it odd that a femme fatale is a woman, but a lady killer is a man, like we lost something in tranlation.

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Tails. Duh.

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I heard it was a Tolkien DDOS attack (Dwarves denial of service).

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Writing is a team sport. The idea is to go out and create more readers and get those who already do to read more. Lift all boats on a sea of words.

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