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Posts by Ulka

What I call myself when I'm sick.

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What Radicalized You?

Panel 1
A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk.
Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us.
Woman: But we made record profits last quarter.

Panel 2
A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him.
Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it.

Panel 3
A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him.
Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy.
Man: What weapon?
Cop: Stop resisting!

Panel 4
Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed.
Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

4 days ago 2126 489 45 25

Same but I was finishing up a book so there is that.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Notes:
Meowth is my favorite starter in my favorite spinoff pokemon game: mystery dungeon explorers of time.
Missing favorite pokemon:
Kangaskhan
Relicanth

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As a surprise to no one I have pokemon takes.
I'm sad I don't get to list my full team of 6.

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Go stand in the rain and think about what you said

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Turns out guard duty is just so exhausting

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Love when there’s a children’s movie about a sport and every athlete you ask about the children’s movie is like “I BLEED CHILDREN’S MOVIE I GO TO SLEEP ON A PILLOW OF CHILDREN’S MOVIE ORIGINAL ANIMATION CELS”

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MTGNexus: Games: Magic the Gathering Resources, Tools, Previews, and Community.

www.mtgnexus.com/games/

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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On @mtgnexus.com we have daily MTG games such as Wordle, crossword, word search

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I'm so hyped for you

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Jesse Ventura’s finest moment, when asked if he would return the captured battle flag:

“Why? I mean, we won"

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God I hate this genre. These kids who protested Gaza got arrested, expelled, beaten up, doxxed, lives ruined by outside agitators and were utterly betrayed by the administrations that should have protected them at any cost. Shut the fuck up.

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When I had Vhati, i used Curses and tree of predation

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I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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Normal Rockwell free speech picture.

Normal Rockwell free speech picture.

All children are innocent and it’s proof of deep and far-reaching moral collapse that their murder is tolerated by so many.

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posting this 'ol thing again for no reason

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I'm just learning this now too

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I'll admit I did not know there was a Jewish population in Iran (small, but the largest in the middle east outside of Israel). Or that they had representation in the Iranian government. And I find out by USA/Israel bombing of an Iranian Synagogue. How fucking american am I

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I Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone | Defector There is a particular indignity that comes from living in America, derived from the experience of waking up in the morning to see reports that Donald Trump has said something profoundly evil, and then...

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

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Screenshot of a tweet by Rep. Ted Lieu stating that U.S. military law prohibits war crimes, including strikes on civilian infrastructure that cause disproportionate harm. The tweet warns that service members must disobey illegal orders and could face prosecution by a future administration if they commit war crimes.

Screenshot of a tweet by Rep. Ted Lieu stating that U.S. military law prohibits war crimes, including strikes on civilian infrastructure that cause disproportionate harm. The tweet warns that service members must disobey illegal orders and could face prosecution by a future administration if they commit war crimes.

Rep. Ted Lieu isn't backing down.

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I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

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Yep. The apocalypse will be televised with 20-30 second lag time

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Same.

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Aye aye cap'n!

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I'm so jealous

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yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

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Why is there no one in the US government stepping up to stop this insanity? The president of the US is openly threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people, saying "a whole civilisation will die tonight". No mass resignations and the opposition party is absent. What sick death cult. Unbelievably and shockingly dangerous.

Why is there no one in the US government stepping up to stop this insanity? The president of the US is openly threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people, saying "a whole civilisation will die tonight". No mass resignations and the opposition party is absent. What sick death cult. Unbelievably and shockingly dangerous.

US capitalist death cult

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Make sure to call your reps today to voice support for any actions against this current administration. It typically takes 2-5 minutes.

2 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

This is going to be a dark day. Even if it is bluster, we’re going to see that the entire GOP is willing to gamble that a demented hate-filled man is just bluffing

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