*beep*
MY FEET ARE WET
*beep*
MY FEET ARE WET
*beepy chorus*
OOH THINK OF THE HIDDEN RUST

They jump out of the pan when you're not looking

Yeah, great look coming on here dealing out threats to trans folk who are already dealing with shit from pricks like you. Fuck off.

badge of honour there

it's either an insect or a spaceship

Scene from BBC 1 'Going Live', in which some wag rings up pop group Five Star to ask they "why they're so fucking crap". In the top corner, a graphic that says "ON THE PHONE: PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP"

Photoshop is £22/month

Imagine Starmer trying to do a snarky wink

Negotiators read his post and gave up

If only they would get back to genocide and leave the 2000 year old dead guy alone

Playing blinders is in his DNA. If he can't play a blinder, he sets a situation up so he can play one. He's an honest man who gets the big calls right.

ban shitposting

Starmer: I didn't know, nobody told me, I am smol bean PM, I've been very clear
Anderson: You're a liar
Hoyle: Yes that's fine you can stay
Sultana: You're a liar
Hoyle: No you get out now

OP's post edited to say "A mess from Anas Sarwar"

fixed it for you

[buying shoe-shaped urn] it's what she would have wanted

the only guy whose first question is "No further questions"

this is how 5ive got their name

it's a clip of him saying DAMN in a portaloo

We're only faking plans for Nigel

innit tho

now I'm imagining he's repeatedly saying SHAUSHAGESH to himself in the mirror

today I learned that Kenneth Clark Loggins is not named after Kenneth Clark but is in fact named after Clark Kent

oh no my earworm nemesis

should be in prison really

- tried to steal a military aircraft
- planted a fake bomb on a (different) military aircraft
- watched a military plane crash
- heard a (different) military plane crash
- stole a minibus
- stole a 1-ton tipper truck and crashed it into a tree
- set a building on fire

all before I was 17!

steady on there Luigi

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this is every episode of Dòtaman

Evaluation of safeguard pilot pre-planning stage provisionally scheduled for 6 years after MechaHitler launch

I'd have more time for them thinking the 90s was nothing but Ned's Atomic Dustbin