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Posts by Shay Clark

the dream of the 90s is alive in portland

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Well that's the fakest war I ever did see.

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We Asked John Mellencamp What “Suckin on Chili Dogs” Means but Instead He Showed Us and It Was so Disturbing We Haven’t Slept in Days There is no way to tell John Mellencamp’s story without telling my own. And if his story is really a confession of... Continue reading this gem
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I miss Consumerist.

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Whoa... did we like... regress?

T-Mobile won't allow SIM unlocks for non-customers now -> but only for iPhone?

I'm sure this is for "Security" like they said, and that I can't just like - boot up a new Tmobile account with this right?

WTAF

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How did I miss the news about @cloudflare.social Emdash?!

I have several production client projects that use Cloudflare as a front end and WordPress as a CMS.

Looks like I finally get to ditch Mullenweg's legacy and stop being asked if WP is the right choice by my clients.

Thank god.

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My little sister died in her sleep yesterday.

Her sons and husband will find eggs without her this Sunday.

I didn’t deserve her graciousness or forgiveness.

Sorry. These come in bursts. This won’t be the last one.

Don’t leave shit unsaid.

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Hard truths: Most remasters suck and ruin streaming services.

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Just gonna mail my vote in harder now

#MailInVoting #Colorado #Voting #Vote #Vote2026 #FDJT #Unconstitutional

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"Awww... it only lets me choose the red guy!"

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Getting Jared Leto for your favorite IP's main characters feels like when you went to your friends house to play video games and had to play with the 3rd party controller. It does the job, but everyone knows this sucks.

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Reporting all HP content on Reddit as Hateful Messages is a valid form of protest. #TransRightsareHumanRights

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I can’t know how to hear any more about schema! #itysl #seo

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Sure, it’s bad verbiage. But “a person of questionable choices” still is not necessarily someone I want to associate with. I’m a Karl Popper guy - tolerating intolerance is not tolerance at all. It’s antithetical to the concept, and I for one would rather associate with those who understand that.

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Three-panel collage using the same still from Dolores Claiborne, zoomed in closer each time on Kathy Bates as Dolores Claiborne standing outdoors with a stunned, deeply troubled expression, wearing a blue coat and plaid jacket and holding a binder. In the widest panel, Jennifer Jason Leigh is visible in the background in dark clothing with luggage near a house and driveway in cold gray-blue light.

Three-panel collage using the same still from Dolores Claiborne, zoomed in closer each time on Kathy Bates as Dolores Claiborne standing outdoors with a stunned, deeply troubled expression, wearing a blue coat and plaid jacket and holding a binder. In the widest panel, Jennifer Jason Leigh is visible in the background in dark clothing with luggage near a house and driveway in cold gray-blue light.

MFW Dolores Claiborne is 31 years old today. #HorrorSky #FilmSky #MovieSky #StephenKing #MutantFam

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I Cover Religion. Even I Was Shocked by the New Fox Show About Women and the Bible. We’re in a Bible-curious time for popular media.

Fox is really out here trying to rebrand "tradwife" energy as some kind of "girlboss" rebellion in their new show The Faithful. #TVSky #PoliSky #WTFAREYOUDOINGMINNIEDRIVER

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Price of Amtrak tickets just went way up. #FuckDonaldTrump

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Alan Ritchson out there proving he’s nothing but a toxic travesty. What a shame. Watch him take hold of this controversy like it’s a sail into the “manosphere”

Hope I’m wrong. Young men - men in general really - need better examples than this. Especially when they’ve done wrong.

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I'm not an #SEO influencer because I can't stop myself from laughing when people say and do dumb things that keep me in business... also I'm ugly.

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All-female group pays tribute to The Bee Gees The Golden Belt Community Concert Association will present The She Gees at 7 p.m. on Friday, March 27, at the Great Bend Municipal Auditorium, Lakin and Stone. As a tribute to the Bee Gees, one of the...

I am so here for the She Gees

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How to Use Schema Markup Wisely in the AI-SEO Era Our in-house expert, Shay Clark, explains when schema helps, when it doesn’t, and how to use structured data wisely in an AI-driven search environment.

Not only that - but it's LESS effective than it used to be. I've been telling more and more clients that no - they shouldn't spend on schema (unless they are ecom) audiencekey.com/blog/structu...

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Denver a finalist in Elon Musk’s underground tunnel contest A proposed underground tunnel from Ball Arena has been named a finalist in a contest run by Elon Musk’s The Boring Company. The Denver project this month was highlighted as one of the 16 finalists sel...

Please Keep Elon out of Colorado @kennynguyen.bsky.social (And can you let Mr Lindstedt know he should join BSky too?)

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These signatures need to be audited.

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Time to get punk in drublic!

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a man with a beard wearing a black hat looks up ALT: a man with a beard wearing a black hat looks up

Wow... ok ok so... now *I'm* the edge? Yes ok ok.... 🤔

and here I was just lamenting over Cloudflare limitations.

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a cartoon character says respect my authoritah ALT: a cartoon character says respect my authoritah

AUTHORITY ZONES

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Yeah I’m a dune fan

Okay, then name five characters 

Duncan Idaho

That’s on me, I set the bar too low

Yeah I’m a dune fan Okay, then name five characters Duncan Idaho That’s on me, I set the bar too low

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MFW Final Destination turns 26 years old today. #horror #horrorsky

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waiting first in line at Target so I can buy all the battlecards from the vending machine first

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Hello Colorado politicians 👋 Your constituents are watching.

Please validate Erin Lee's signatures.
They are criminally fraudulent.

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