When it was done I literally said, why did I waste my time watching this?!

Is he actually saying anything?

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

Ok, now I need to know: how do you pronounce CLI?

Like klai or klee, or something else?

love my own framework laptop!

Watching football playoffs, and while I KNOW the QB just said "alert! Alert! Alert!"... For a couple seconds I thought I heard "malort! malort! malort!"

I didn't know what game you were watching my friend but damn this progression made me chuckle

PUT AWAY YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DESPAIR. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Am I the only one that thinks Drumpf is getting involved in the Netflix/WB buyout approval process in order to wrangle a way to personally profit off of the announcement?

A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.

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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

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"jarlic"

is

GOLD

With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.

SHELVE YOUR LANCE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

Hope it improves. Yesterday I had a good 15 minutes of bright spots in one eye covering most of its vision

LOL, cancel culture

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

SEIZE JOY FROM THE JAWS OF PAIN. HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH WATER TODAY?

steam summer sale

So steamy

HANG UP YOUR KNIFE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

two porta-potties hanging from a crane over a street in downtown Boston

Forbidden click clacks

Chips and Ghost Pepper Salsa from Buccees.

Got to raise my tolerance before PepperCon and the Toxic BBQ this year at @defcon.bsky.social

Wait, a society that championed rugged individualism has a loneliness epidemic? No kidding? That's so weird!

SQUEEEE!

I could SEE it unfolding (literally)

Defying DeSantis, Florida Pride Marchers Light Up Jacksonville Bridge with Rainbow Organizers demonstrated that they didn’t need state permission for queer visibility.

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride.

So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.

They opened the drawbridge to block them.

So they marched to a different bridge.

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