I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Hey thats not a Crash character thats Spyro!

#Spyro #SpyroTheDragon

Hi she's Daisy!
something for Mar10 Day

3 Panel comic of Timmy Turner and Chloe Carmichael wearing party hats, with Cosmo and Wanda in the background. They are all in Timmy's livingroom. Panel 1: Wanda says "Happy birthday sports!" and Chloe says "Another year in the bag." Timmy looks sad. Panel 2 and 3: Chloe says "are you okay Timmy? You look bummed out." Timmy replies with "Yeah, it's just...every year is one step closer to losing Cosmo and Wanda. I guess birthdays have become less fun as that comes closer and closer."

Finally time I started uploading my webcomic weekly again, starting with something about today which within the lore of FoP are Timmy and Chloe's birthdays. #FairlyOddparents #webtoon #webcomic #art #FairlyGoodKids

Read the full thing here: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/fa...

This kid is 20 btw

If you're curious how Hegseth got this way, this is the leader of his church.

They're also openly pushing for a theocracy, believe the 19th amendment should be repealed, have defended the antebellum south, and abuse is rampant in their churches.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

People don't even seem to remember who was president in 2020.

With Netflix Retreat, Trump Ally Larry Ellison Will Soon Own Warner Brothers, HBO, CNN, CBS, Paramount, Discovery, And Part Of TikTok Netflix has retreated from its protracted bidding war with Larry Ellison for control of Warner Brothers, giving the Trump ally likely control of Warner, CNN, and HBO. In a statement, Netflix co-CEO…

the upsides of the Paramount/Warner stuff:

1. Nobody at Paramount seems remotely competent

2. The U.S. isn't Hungary

3. The huge debt makes collapse very likely

4. Humans still have agency

5. Every time anybody has tried to use Warner to dominate media (see: AT&T) it has failed spectacularly

Trans Continental Pipeline-Donate to help queer relocation! At TCP, our mission is to help Queer and 2SLGBTQIA+ people move from unsafe environments to Colorado and provide connections and resources through our relocation program.Every Cent you donate will go ...

Zeffy will help fund transgender people relocate to Colorado. This policy has created a surge in demand for support.

People on the left love talking about economic policy. They weren't the ones stopping you from talking about it.

And literally nobody is arguing with focusing on affordability. You don't need to throw minorities under the bus to do it.

Newsom is being carried by his social media team. Without them he's just some guy desperate for his right wing son to think he's cool.

The weird thing is that in this current moment nobody is more focused on identity than Newsom because he's tripping over himself to talk about how icky he finds it every day while most everyone else is simply talking about affordability without trying to put it directly at odds with the marginalized

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

I've thought about trying to go to one of the cons in my state in the summer just to get out of the house.

Qanon also drew a lot of old people directly to 8chan when it started to spread to other platforms. Either way it all goes back to /pol/

Drawing of Princess Toadstool in a Milli Vanilli outfit.

It would actually be so awesome if Peach wore the Milli Vanilli shirt in the Mario Movie #SuperMario #art

HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:

1. Government lies

2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

3. Press says “the government is lying!”

HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE

1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth

2. Government lies

3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

telling that they're not even talking about the killing itself. they're just rambling about Walz and "we need to follow the law".

ICE IMMIGRATION Yeab, Imay be the Gestapo but you were filming me and that'sworse.

Chloe Carimchael smiling and pointing at Timmy Turner, who is frowning.

It's the 10th anniversary of Fairly Oddparents Season 10. Here's the very first drawing I did for it in 2016. Probably one of the first Chloe drawings online even. I was always a fan and am happy ANW has made people go back and be more open minded of this era too. #fop #fanart

Are you ready for Team Bananza? ⚽️✨
#donkeykong #pauline