Sometimes I think maybe
We're just two people lying in two beds
Across from each other
Pretending to sleep, but
Sneaking glances under our eyelashes,
Hoping the other gets caught looking first.

Reminder to any who need it, you can just tape a furnace filter to a box fan and make yourself a very good and cheap air filter.

If you want to get real fancy you can tape a few together to make a cube.

someone tag her & make this go viral please. She talkin that SHIT

thank you!! 🥰

It's a little like dicks. Not everyone that has one is gonna have a nice one or a long one. 😔

sheeeesh

If it makes you feel better, I read it as fun fact the first time.

Good morning...or IS IT?

Sen. Bernie Sanders goes scorched earth, saying "The Democrats ran a campaign protecting the status quo and tinkering around the edges" and that its leadership "are much too wedded to the billionaires and corporate interests that fund their campaigns."

Wtf are you doing? Lmao

Luigi ass fit today

Elon talks like the cockroach guy from Men in Black

lmfaooo he looks so locked into your convo

So, like. We're pretty sure Walmart is making their grocery bags half the size they used to be so that people don't notice their groceries are getting smaller and more expensive, right?

WHAT!!!

OH???

Roll that beautiful bean footage

Lmfaooo 💀💀💀

I would like group DMs, also

Yeah, I'm going faceless on the other app because of the AI stuff

Definitely BG3

Anyway. What's goin' on?