poison girl friend? don't mind if I do 😂

how it feels to read wikipedia

i just saw this happening #true

(at the bathrooms in panda express) take your socks off so i can sniff them

(in fish world) are you feeling ok dude you look a little green around the lungs

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

i've made more discoveries than you have

grandma got run over by a nyan cat

done

i missed you all so much

I totes agree but I find tumblr really annoying to use as an app

*fouls your sanctity*

feeling a machine 🤯

glass houses

fuck you fuck you fuck you. could a spineless jelly do this? (squeezes through a narrow aperture)

u would look mad pretty with stigmata lowkey

frutiger ero guro

yo bro turn that boards of canada up it helps me go to the bathroom

something much too terrible

rumor says frankenstein is lightning element bc he is powered by electricity. on the other hand, legend has it frankenstein is earth element bc he is green

what do you guys normally say before you peegasm for me it's like oh i'm gonna pee

curious

cleanup on aisle my wound

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no son of mine will be a chocolatier

i'm the mummy's little manikin

i'm mommy's little manikin

we got head