Ahhhhh.... yeah, we didnt do that. ☹️

VfB Stuttgart put in 2

It's glorious!

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

theonion.info

More money than Rome, AND they have a lucky bird? Die Schwaben never stood a chance.

The fellas gave us hope but mistakes against one of the best teams on the🌍led to a deserved loss but at least we shut down that gawd awful Can Can for most of but 2nd half 🎧

As it is, we’re playing in Europe next year…& now we’ve got 4 matches in our control to figure out WHERE!💪

Q’s or comments?

Movie poster for The Cutting Egde.

Petition for Harry Kane to go back to pairs figure skating...

🚨INSTANT ANALYSIS🚨

Fixing a leaky shower head w/ your mother-in-law supervising you during said DIY project is almost as enjoyable as listening to the can-can on repeat

#VfB #VfBFCB

Extremely normal and fine for a company to put this in a public statement

I hate the fucking can can

Banger!
Führich from BEK!
Hell yeah!
⚪️🔴🐊
#FCBVfB

Derek Rae on the call? Stuttgart might win this because of the Derek Rae Chaos Factor

Wait... @raecomm.bsky.social is calling this one. Confidence level is up!!!

#ForzaVfB
#FCBVfB
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VfB Stuttgart lineup vs FC Bayern

I have emotionally penciled this in as a loss already.

Still, I'm intrigued by this lineup.

#FCBVfB
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That Palantir would do this is both shocking—not because this is some weird heel turn, but because it is a fully mask-off moment for tech bro fascisti—and also the least surprising thing from a company that has always been creepy as fuck.

Huh. Why would they ask for Wayne's ballots rather than the counties where Trump's people committed crimes in 2020?

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A social experiment to see how good a club can be while also making their fans wish they'd never watched soccer

Screenshotted excerpt from linked article reading as follows: "In public, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. has cultivated a reputation for care and caution. The papers reveal a different side of him. At a critical moment for the country and the court, the papers show, he acted as a bulldozer in pushing to stop Mr. Obama’s plan to address the global climate crisis. When colleagues warned the chief justice that he was proposing an unprecedented move, he was dismissive. “I recognize that the posture of this stay request is not typical,” he wrote. But he argued that the Obama plan, which aimed to regulate coal-fired plants, was “the most expensive regulation ever imposed on the power sector,” and too big, costly and consequential for the court not to act immediately."

OOP

New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!'

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

WOW: Jodi Kantor & Adam Liptak have the memos that describe the origins of SCOTUS shadow docket - the 2016 order halting Obama’s Clean Power Plan @jodikantor.bsky.social @adamliptak.bsky.social @nytimes.com

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Map of Döner prices in Germany

This is extremely important cartography

Hayes: Trump pushed us into the ‘worst possible sustainable equilibrium’ YouTube video by MS NOW

I think the concept of Worst Possible Sustainable Equilibrium (WPSE) is the closest I've come to some kind of grand theory of Trump.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrcu...

This is some aaaaaabsolute bullshit. Note for anyone else seeing this, don’t waste your breath on whatever the fuck IndieHackers are.

Hope life settles down for you soon and things are alright.

wat

From the VfBStuttgart community on Reddit: The best of Deniz Undav Explore this post and more from the VfBStuttgart community

Oh babay 🥰😍😘

www.reddit.com/r/VfBStuttga...

191!

We talk ⚪️🔴 domination in #VfBHSV & then basically stammer for the next 20’ … but we also attempt to talk #VfBFrauen’s Rosa, #VfB team shop, & … us ignoring #FCBVfB.

open.spotify.com/episode/57s2...

...Something something accept no false idols something something..

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