this rhino must be like the biggest star wars guy ever

hi bloomfs it's Ben a minute since we've been Talking like the dog

oomf also rubbed a balloon dog on my hair and it stayed on top of my head for over an hour

bead bracelet that reads "PIPSQUEAK"

crazy gift from the rave.
girlie rly said oh ur wrists look small enough for this ((they were))

was streaming me scrolling tinder to my friend and for a split second i thought this bot's AI profile pic was some explosive gore 😭

can't even escape the haters in my EMAIL bro

lowkey a crazy idea im gonna try this lmao

see i'd like to buy guitar picks n all but i can barely even afford food so this will have to be yet another department of life where my fingers will have to suffice

olivia rodrigo might be the pop rock messiah

i hate to be the one to ask but what the actual Fuck are electrolytes

ibuki mioda you will always be famous

just typo'd tryna fuck as "fryna duck" im so done

hate to say it but i'd go straight for rodrick heffley

it's hot as hell for no reason

a close up of a man singing into a microphone with the words someone can love you forever above him ALT: a close up of a man singing into a microphone with the words someone can love you forever above him

i would let gerard way in the desolation row music video do the most unholy things to me he could shoot me in the face and i would thank him

pierce the veil how i love you

interesting

living in chicago lowkey has me turning into a parallel parking god

YESSSS I LOVE PARAMORE SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺🥺 they're such a comfort band for me

rockruff photobomb, i have so many random perler bead sprites from when i was a kid LOL

visited home for thanksgiving and found a bunch of my old CDs, there are some more that i haven't found yet but :0

im high as fuck and im dying because why the fuck is the point of these stupid little sleeping hats in cartoons

DUDE???????

i just tried to find it again and i think it got deleted... this is my personal 9/11. there's a version with like 800 views on youtube but it's made by someone else and is really bad. brb crying

the "child that loves the snow -> car owner that hates the snow" pipeline is real

charmander -> totodile -> mudkip -> chimchar -> snivy -> chespin -> litten -> scorbunny -> sprigatito

blank template for the favorite starter pokemon trend

mine is actually fairly different if we're talking FIRST starters from each gen instead of my current favorites (though for some of these my memory is hazy tbh 😭)

also here's the blank template

quote with your fave starter lines (why is mine damn near symmetrical ?)

i'd throw a tantrum personally

this is fucking insane

mom help my bluesky feed is all politics now this was supposed to be the safe space