Guacamole and regret

He's having a bad hairs day.

That would be me 🙋‍♀️ I'm now going to look this up.

I watch HIGNFY on MAX/HBO (whatever the hell it's called these days) when Last Week Tonight is too heavy. 🤘😎🤘

Has anyone else noticed that you and Amber look more and more alike each season. Must be something in the water. 😘

I love Wizard of Id! Maybe I'll visit someone else's grandkids. 🤣

I decided to torture my character and married Shane. Our baby just woke up yesterday 🤘😎🤘

Wait, Slay the Spire 2?! Don't tell my partner - I'll never see him again 😭

I think the "stuff" masks the smell. 🤣 <cue weird Al's I Like the White Stuff>

Lost in the BlueSky
forgot to take them again
remembered again

accidentally wrote a haiku, so I broke down the lines to appreciate the poetic beauty

I was telling my partner (not on bsky or other social media) about your daily posts.

I appreciate them
I need them
I just remembered that I forgot to take my meds

Thank you ❤️

Ok, I thought I was cool with 3. no longer feeling so cool...

a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen Alt: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen - from a 90's commercial for Apple Computers

Yeah baby, I've got 3 🤘😎🤘

Deleting a video that I (and likely thousands of others) watched and enjoyed? This is the Mandela Effect, in effect.

Absolutely!!! You go! 🥳

While I'm happy Kristi Noem is no longer head if DHS, I can't overlook the other half of the statement - she'll oversee a *new* Federal Agency that plans to "restore American preeminence in the Western Hemisphere". Arguably, she's going to wield *more* power, extending beyond our US borders. yuck

Will see you soon in Portland 🤘😎🤘

... and creating numbered lists. 🤦‍♀️

Tip from another user: record fast-motion video of yourself cleaning, while playing fun "bouncy" music on headphones. Whenever you're distracted and want to reach for your phone, you can't - it's recording. After X time, you can treat yourself to watching a fast-motion cleaning video - yours!

🙋‍♀️ Um... I'll take the drag queens please and thank you.

Picture of a Christmas cactus with bright red blooms.

We could do a clipping swap 😍 My Christmas Cactus hasn't stopped blooming since last Fall.

Down with autocorrect -- I'll keep the red squiggles!

This is so satisfying to watch. Widen the track a little and you have some real contenders! 🤘😎🤘

@jellesmarbleruns.bsky.social

My dog fel asleep on my legs, thus invoking the "Puppy Paralysis" clause.

I'm trapped! Send help. And tacos.

I did the same in Jr High. Sometimes, when my hands get cold, I can still see the S. 🤦‍♀️

Shhhh... Don't you worry your pretty little head.

But wait, Gen X already has a Shirley MacClaine - it's Shirley MacClaine. 😵‍💫

Calling all my Disney musicals and punk rock fans (and anyone else who needs some familiar music that kicks your nostalgia up to 💯 - check out the album "A Whole New Sound". It has turned my mind-numbing workday into an absolute banger! 🤘😎🤘

You can thank me later.

I might be wrong here... (checks notes)... Armageddon was supposed to be a *warning* not a *goal*.

Just wrapped up Week 1 of 10K training. It's cold and grey, but I feel amazing and so energized! It's beautiful to be here and I hope everybody who sees this finds a little sunshine today. 🤘😎🤘

That's ok; it doesn't improve with time.