You can't convince me this isn't a viral marketing stunt for the Elden Ring movie. Nicole Kidman will be a great Fia

"Okay here's the pitch: Veep, but this time everyone has a traumatic brain injury"

Take notes please Dems

He doesn't have the juice to be President imo, but whoever does get elected should get him on every daytime talk and news show possible because he eats these people's lunch every time

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

If we're doing dumb catholic plots from hundreds of years ago then I really hope we dig Trump's fetid corpse up and put it on trial, Corpse Synod style

some people you can recruit, other people you have to simply defeat. politics makes more sense when you accept this

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

"Maybe it will happen today"

Maybe someone should make it happen today

It will be an excellent closure of a very dumb circle when this senile pissbag yells "nope" at SCOTUS during arguments.

Gonna have to perfect resurrection technology to execute this guy the appropriate number of times

i'm glad i'm not a lawyer so i don't have to pretend banning child torture and speech are in any way related

I don't know what SCOTUS will do on birthright citizenship case, it's anybody's guess. But if they endorse Trump's diktat, the only response is defiance. Outright, open defiance by the states. A decision not just erroneous but illegitimate, beyond their power, null and void from the day it's issued.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

these popularist-style politicians never seem to have a political revelation that cuts in favor of the left, no matter where the polling is. weird!

Daily request that my Alma mater stop embarrassing me has gone unheeded once again

If the democrats don’t explicitly state that whiskey Pete Hegseth will be arrested it’s gonna be hard for them to get my vote

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

Chili's is a corporation, it has no personal values or lifestyle.

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

Key Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are Verified The newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life.

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

I lack the words to capture it, but ... it's just endlessly remarkable to me that so many people in our society have chosen trans kis -- TRANS KIDS, the smallest, least significant, most vulnerable demographic slice you could possibly pick -- as a repository for all their fears & insecurities.

Whoever the next Dem president is should seriously consider appointing an ironic punishment czar. Sure, Hegseth having to chug cyanide at The Hague would be satisfying, but I'd rather see him piss his pants fighting in the gladiator pit he so clearly wants to build.

Sorry that the ethnic cleansing campaign you championed came home to roost, but I will never vote for you.

all the the mighty and morally superior “West” knows how to do anymore is murder children

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

Honestly fascinated by voters (correctly!) tagging Rs as elitist. It's all we hear about Dems, they're out of touch, in their ivory towers, etc. I guess decades of "we're taking your money and giving it to the rich to burn" has caught up with the GOP. Wonder when Dems will act accordingly

We are going to need Nuremberg Trials when this is all over.