Close up of a large white rabbit with gray ears and a gray nose

boy why u so nose!

Children love this classic.

Based on the picture I am significantly happier about this insect’s discovery than it is :<

If I could talk to them I would tell them that we know he was a good person. We know. And that I am just so very sorry. And that we all must carry his light forward into the world.

ON TIME Gate B23 Please be ready to 9goAAAANSUhEUgAABHoAAAEkCAIA SgoAAAANSUhEUgAABHoAAAEkCAIA 9goAAAANSUhEUgAABHoAAAEkCAIA agoAAAANSUhEUgAABHoAAAEkCAIA.

I am not ready for any of this

SCREENSHOT SAYS: heilsbergdvm 1d Hubs and I don't have any children, and the Breeding Season Intern hasn't moved in yet. Two of us. There are TWO adults in this house. I have a service set for twelve people. WHY ARE WE ALWAYS OUT OF BOWLS?!?! heilsbergdvm 1d I AM HORSE VET PEOPLE OF THREADS I AM A HORSE VET

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

I didn’t know about this until we were at the Asian grocery store and my mom was like “this was my favorite as a kid!!! It has more of a honey flavor!” And I was like “Vermont curry is established Japanese canon?!?”

It is what it is; most people are chill about it but you know how Some People are. I’m sorry you have to deal with people who don’t value your life and safety over their stubbornness. 🫂

And yeah, the YOLO you-can’t-tell-me-what-to-do sentiment is utterly pervasive.

Frontline health care worker here: people are worse. They used to send a friend in for Paxlovid and now they come in themselves, unmasked. They harass me about my mask more than they ever did before. They don’t give a single shit about getting sick or getting anyone else sick. It’s despicable.

“The girls and the gays” always ticks me off because it completely ignores the existence of the gay girl. It’s so disappointing and tiring when someone forgets queer women yet again.

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Dude I read it after someone else retweeted it and when I saw your name in the “for” section I was like HELLLLL YEAH I KNOW HER!!!! AND THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA!

Good earplugs, fidget toys, harmonica, travel sewing kit, travel first aid kit

i believe in restorative justice but every company that puts a tear line on a bag like a full centimeter above where the bagussy actually opens should be fined a million dollars

Do you know why wild turkeys go for cars? I worked up in the mountains and I could tell that they were wildly intelligent…but they seemed to focus that intelligence on attacking the car more often than one would think. I’m like “I don’t eat meat, please stop trying to make me run over you!”

Oh no you’re right it’s really embarrassing that I didn’t catch that 😅 excuse me while I go delete my endorsement of a product I know nothing about. Oh that’s embarrassing as hell

Dude I manually added a shortcut for this so that [redacted] becomes “like” because I am not about to put that into the world. Why isn’t it automatic?!?

Bureaucracy, god help me.

we just saw the most AMAZING cosplay today... miku binder thomas jefferson….. we met a real celebrity

A doodle in pink marker on notebook paper that says "Fuck Yeah! Art!" with a poorly-drawn crayon drawing a heart.

Fuck it, let's make a prompt meme #BadArtGoodTimes

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The internet is a net positive specifically due to the existence of these videos

YEEEAAAAH BABY!!!!!!!!

…discontinued IKEA toilet seat?

I didn’t know that! You learn something new every day. Thank you!

She won’t always be a work friend but if you become outside friends that relationship can grow and last far longer than a job! Trust yourself! If you think you could have a good outside friendship, give it a try 💛

I want to be buried in the earth and allowed to decompose. A conservation burial would be ideal; I believe the site closest to me is in Ashland. I just love the idea of returning to the earth and nourishing the plants and protecting wild areas after I die. It feels beautiful.

Look at him. He regrets nothing

Get Sick On The First Day Of Summer Break Syndrome

Thai restaurant with the kitchen in a food cart and the dining room in a house. Dozens of vintage National Geographic magazines covering every surface. Pad see ew that I still dream about.