wdym everyone has cat ears and she’s literally named kitty and it’s not a fictional cat universe

i’m feeling so gaslit right now

you know paul hollywood said that very thing on bake-off

what did the blueberry do to you inky

yeah this is why you shouldn’t become important at work 🫠

*she says as she stares down a deadline at 11pm on a Sunday night 🫠

you know what gets old? talking about writing for work and people recommending i try AI instead 😑

did this startle you 😂

take my class called “Advanced Procrastination for Professionals”

turns out the way to make yourself do something stressful is to find something else that’s *even more* stressful

Just sobbed hardest I have since my mom died in 2020.

She missed these trials by a few months.

One of most ruthless cancers. Hard to fathom that maybe she'd still be here.

I feel such a hole inside.

In case you're wondering if we should fund mRNA research instead of another stupid war ... yes.

still big mad that AI has maligned the sparkle magic emoji 😒✨

heated chivalry

ZUKO HAIR SERVE

give inky the nebulizer so she can breathe!!

ughhhhhh 😑

i know everyone has said this a million times, but i can’t believe we didn’t get s2

his heaven is full of demons

instructions on how to properly eat a Tim Tam 🤤

i bet this is particularly amazing with coffee. i wonder what it is like with tea 🤔

🫨 i need to do this immediately!!

so excited I didn’t see that typo 😅

wait how do you properly eat Tim Tams

Congratulations to the people of Hungary. Your victory is a massive defeat for fascism. The world thanks you.

all the subconscious wants is infinite cake

if you thought eating a stroopwafel is great IT GETS EVEN BETTER

just realized put my stroopwafel on my teacup bc that’s what the Danes do and discovered it MELTS THE CARAMEL 🤯

once again the Dutch are correct

this is what i love about zohran, somehow he can get to me to watch 5-min video on scaffolding policy because he’s good at showing the noteworthy side of a seemingly unremarkable topic

brains are wondrous things

had a dream about having a trunk full of cake, and every time we emptied the trunk somehow there was more cake 😌