Oh…

2016 Cubs

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

It may not be tomorrow, or the next day, or the week after, but it will come. One day soon you will wake up to a feeling you haven't felt in a long time, and you'll know immediately that things are changing. Hope you feel better.

Does this mean it finally happened???

I don't work in journalism, but I would assume that if I was going to run a story which includes serious accusations, I would have the most rigorous sourcing imaginable. I am not risking a lawsuit unless I've got a full house. (See WSJ / trump bday card).

If only Democrats were as comfortable legislating against Nazi curious tech billionaires as Republicans are trans kids.

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

I'm going to apply for the whole amount

Go birds

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

In a way this kind of makes to me, like no one is going to fire a a boat full of tourists from who knows where

I have seriously lost track of how many times we've completely obliterated Iran's military and how many times Trump has reopened the Strait of Hormuz.

Inside baseball? We'll deal with that stuff when I get there? ... Lol, NO.

We hit a bump and now everyone on the bus knows that my briefcase is just filled with hotdogs

I am there now, whatcha need?

A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022): Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

The Salt Lake Tribune DONATE Some LDS have 'pope envy,' wonder why their leaders aren't speaking out against these wars Latter-day Saint leaders certainly have urged peacemaking, but the sometimes frank directness and blunt rhetoric of the past have softened.

What religion do you think you’re in?

The dude can barely (can't) read modern English, can you imagine how difficult some biblical text is going to be? I bet the pre-record this shit

Salute to an all-time tweet

My dogs immediately take my seat if get up for any reason

That's exactly what they would say, run!

I'm sure it's nothing (leave while you still can)

Hey, Beshear, Lis Smith, & associated Majority Dem-types:

If you want to kill group-speak, how about we start with “officer-involved shooting,” “ice agent involved-shooting,” “weaponized vehicle” & other mealy-mouthed obfuscations of state-sanctioned murder?

Mmmm gochujang

Yup

*calves

Is it just one leg? My thighs and
calfs no longer grow hair, I think it from years of pants friction.