People considering ditching substack, this might be of interest.

PS: ditch substack

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

Honestly, if i had sold my soul to Trump, I’d be drunk/crashing out regularly too. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

This sort of blasphemy would lead to sulfur and fire in the Old Testament.

I hate April Fool’s Day.

Genx at a Femtanyl concert. Yikes. I would have lived this at 18!!!!!

I thought I heard the concert starting back up (screams and applause) so I gave myself brain freeze finishing my rum and coke only to find no band yet.

my husband and I talk to each other

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

a woman wearing a black hat and a purple shirt ALT: a woman wearing a black hat and a purple shirt

Watching car chase videos on YouTube (don’t judge) and my new hero is a woman driving a Nissan Versa who, while running from the cops, never failed to put on her turn signal before changing lanes.

Mr Talarico had been campaigning months before Ms Crockett joined the race and built credibility and name recognition the past year and a half challenging the ridiculous Texas Ten Commandment and Religious Charter School nonsense the state legislature was pushing.

The Iran Hostage crisis is an interesting thing to cite. Back then, the Shah’s death had no impact on the crisis. Seems relevant.

Hey that’s about the cost of the SSI Restoration Act, which would cut recipient poverty by 60%, eliminate marriage penalties, and modernize draconian asset limits.

Today: Call 707-873-7862 (tel:7078737862) and hear a pep talk or life advice from real, actual kids. It's adorable. (Public art project from Westside Schools)

"Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia"

Americans rise up against your government.

I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments.

Like, somebody get eaten already! #riffotronic

After a certain point, the suspenseful music just becomes monotonous. #riffotronic

The alien vision reminds me of Snakes on a Plane. #riffotronic

This is all I will take away from this movie.

Ok, the hairspray torch was absolutely necessary. Yep. #riffotronic

Lol

It gives a certain Não sei o quê. #riffotronic

It’s not that bad for a fourth grade school project. #riffotronic

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Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

French ice dancer, Guillaume Cizero is the first ever to medal with more than one partner and I think that’s the most French thing ever. (I’m sure he still dances with his other partner from time to time. Pourquoi pas?)