I can only assume the existence of an artifical doormat confirms that natural doormats exist and can be found running free in the Serengeti every other Tuesday.

Extraordinary piece, brilliant writing.

Donald Trump, Cristiano Ronaldo, Elon Musk, Ricky Gervais, Ed Sheerhan

this, from West Ham's Freddie Potts, is the single worst "five famous people you'd invite to dinner" I've ever seen

I mean, fucking hell, come on, now.

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Has there been a legal case yet to set legal precedent about whether companies are responsible for when their LLMs hallucinate dangerous lies yet? I would 100% sue if I were these guys

Unsplash image of the Earth, mostly the nightside with a tracery of city lights on every continent.

OK, this is wild.

In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.

It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.

What the HELL?

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The Microsoft Edge web browser has decided that several lines of randomly generated text, that is utter jibberish, is Maltese and is offering to translate the text into English.

C'mon @microsoft.com , I've no idea how things sound in Maltese, but it can't be that incomprehensible surely? #Edge #Malta #Maltese #TranslationFail

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Upsidedown logo reveals the truth

I missed this part

Welsh 20mph limit: 100 fewer killed or seriously hurt in first year Ex-minister says it shows policy was the most successful road safety initiative in modern times.

One year of 20mph in Wales:
🚦 100 fewer killed or seriously injured
🚶‍♂️ 26% drop in casualties
🏁 35% drop in summer road injuries – the lowest since records began

Slower speeds. Safer streets. Fewer tragedies.

It’s not perfect, but it’s progress. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

It is the year 2025. I should not be landing on your conference website and seeing a line up of only men.

Is “flashing” as a term for people exposing themselves not well known in America then?

“Don’t worry Mikel, the bastard beat me too”

Minus four degrees always looks like someone having an explosive poo. And once you see it, it cannot be unseen #sorrynotsorry

Powerful front page from L'Humanité on Jean Marie Le Pen: 'His Profession Was Hatred'. The dagger pictured was recovered at the scene of the brutal torture and murder of Ahmed Moulay in Algiers in 1957. One of multiple pieces of evidence showing Le Pen was a torturer.

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

Going to call him Erling Island because he looks so isolated.

Photograph of Gisèle Pelicot

This is the person of the year.

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Prince Adu sounds like what we should have been calling Freddy Adu if he ended up half as good as he was on Championship Manager.

The 8 minutes of injury time in the #IREWAL game just took about 8 years off my life. But we're off to the EUROs baby! 🥳 Da iawn Cymru!

Yes, it became a fucking sewer but we shouldn't forget that at its best Twitter could be utterly sensational