...it took a few headlines before I realized this was the case

I understand your plight X3

Don't put it in the pool this time!

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#一次創作

Virginia: redistricts democratically via vote

California: redistricts democratically via vote

Texas: imposes redistricting, no vote, no hearings. our way or the highway. the god king demands it, so it will be done.

but it's totally the dems being unethical in this equation 🤡

republicans have been cheating and pushing the limits to their power for years and any time a democrat would attempt to retaliate, they'd be branded "unethical" or "radical", and more often than not they'd instantly back off in fear.

glad to see that's starting to change. let's fucking go.

god I hope she runs for president

I wish I could just eat french fries every day without feeling like death

best food

Fuuck :< hope you're doing better soon!

Half the fandom: "PAWS!"

The other half: "MAWS!"

Big Blag:

Finally died.... Hell is just a convenience store...

70% of my day is convincing myself not to give up on everything

I'm blocked as well despite never interacting with them. pretty sure this is the first time I've ever been blocked on a social media platform by a member of the staff lmao

Tommaso Ciampa's AEW music sounds like it came from a wrangler jeans commercial

I switched to Pop OS a year ago, haven't looked back

A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side. In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text: Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer will be a distant memory. Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money. Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you. Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

She ate all the Cheetos...

like it's hard to break from a sorta established identity that I have when I don't know what to transition to lol

Struggling with this lately. I don't know how to answer it, and I think some of it ties into me being a people pleaser.

sometimes I feel locked into an identity I feel detached from, because it's how people know me and I don't want to deviate from their expectations.

I also don't know who *I* am

I couldn't help myself

if you see a blue check mark next to an outrageously stupid/hurtful X post like this, it means the poster is likely entered into monetization and making money off the bad faith engagement.

it's the most pathetic bottom-feeding way to make money and you shouldn't let their bait ruin your day

Yesssssss they're turning it into Weekly World News 🤣

the quote ain't much, but the delivery of the "oh" was one of the few times Family Guy had me choking with laughter

Pooh: "why are you always in such a bad mood?"
Eeyore: "I have a nail in my anus."
Pooh: "oh :c"

just finished making him and dressing him up and this is the first fucking thing he says to me

extremely jpeg-compressed MS Paint art of Jevil saying "I have the aptitude to perform a variety of actions"

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

Holy heck that looks amazing!

would give this pup a jawbreaker

the entirety of parappa has been playing through my mind all day ever since last night's stream