Watching forza horizon 6 gameplay and I’m gonna squirt so much the worlds deserts are gonna be reborn thru my semen I’m gonna have scorpions running around drinking Guinness smoking flowers you never heard of and they’re all retarded af
new jjk episode so good i gotta watch it a second time
thought i was experiencing religious psychosis from seasonal depression but actually i just forgot to take my multivitamin
My starfield hot take is that the outer worlds 2 is better go play that
Alvin perishes tragically from the poison
Avatar the last airbender had no cultural impact but yall ain’t ready for that conversation
For years the people of pandora have lived under the tyranny of the anime equivalent of people who order French fries and chicken tenders at the Mexican restaurant
The hardest part about getting into Warhammer is picking a faction that doesn’t eventually turn to galactic genocide on random Friday afternoon after their credit card declines
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
Think I’m gonna start using this account more since every other social outlet wants 1000 year blood curses for everyone
My autistic boyfriend loves getting high and telling me about Halo lore
Xenoblade 2 predicted an American Pope btw
Best Buds
NEW PIERCE THE VEIL
Link from Ocarina of Time stares out towards the viewer readying his bow, Phantom Ganon looms behind him jumping out of a painting in the forest temple
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
rkgk.DOD3
PC gaming is like being an organ donor
BREAKING: Fetty Wap has gained dominion over electricity. He was quoted in a press release saying, "Soon I will have all of the elements under my control. Then the ancient council will pay"
Dating a blatino guy is like coming home to 9/11 on the news but there’s a blatino guy on the sofa that I can kiss while I craft my lunchables pizza
The government should start making dollar bills you scan to add to your bank account like you do with Vbucks
I’m picking up chain smoking in the local trailer park as a part time hobby
Astarion falling down the stairs: Ohhh no, not cunt at all! Who puts carpet on hardwood? A psychopath that’s who!
Halsin building a sand castle in the living room: It is pink, and I’d like it if you climbed inside without washing your feet.
Gale: Well now, isn’t that a lark!
Withers: Go. Away.
Lego Bad Dragon
My darling grandmother who passed away the ripe age of 93 loved building castles out of Legos in her vagina
It’s 2015: I’m in college and Xenoblade X just released on the Wii U
It’s 2025: I’m back in college and Xenoblade X just released on the Switch
Now I just need to relapse into clinical depression and it’ll be like covid never happened
there’s something so beautiful about eating out with your manipulative parents
The Rawring Twenties are so back