Corporate Office Boy Day 1

Graham Cracker would be an incredible drag name

"No puns during business hours" is one of my longest standing bits to the point I sometimes forget it was just something arbitrary that i made up and not an actual real social guideline

Will i manage to recruit a Simisear before i get Legends ZA and can therefore just import one? Who can say??? #pokemonchampions

And buddy, I am CLOSE. 6 months of solid work and I could be there. I’m a H&M women’s SMALL right now which never even felt possible.

Clothes shopping used to be hell for me because nothing fit the way I wanted it to. Now, I find it super motivating, because even if things don’t fit perfectly, I can see how close I’m getting to my goals.

Massachusetts has welcomed me back with its most ironic Grey And Overcast weather. U never realize how much u can miss that.

If I want a combination of Chicken Strips and Broccoli Cheddar Soup, and I’m not in a state with a Wawa, this is the place to be.

Culver’s is absolutely unbeatable fast food. Head and shoulders above every other fast food chain.

Nobody was hurt! My car might be fucked but that is less important.

Whatever holds up the front passenger side wheel on my car gave out on the interstate. Shoutouts to the drivers behind and to the right of me, their good reflexes probably saved my life!!

Nebraska is a procedurally generated state

Loading up for the move is going rly well. The Baja is really earning the title of Truck with how much shit I can fit in it.

This is one of the megas that is supposed to be bad, but i am gonna keep trying anyway

giving Parabolic Charge to Mega Ampharos is so funny because it has mold breaker so it can't even get cheeky standing next to someone with Telepathy or Volt Absorb or something

win streak ended by Maintenance!

Incin is busted and somehow these fells are on a 5-game win streak

accepting, unfortunately, that i WILL need to use Incineroar on the team if i wanna make Mega Chesnaught Trick Room work :/

always thought this shiny looked like Homer Simpson

u could let emolga keep tailwind and it would then have 1 potential use, and it would be outclassed in that use by talonflame and whimsicott. Really don't see the need for this particular nerf on an already-mediocre pokemon.

not only did they not give emolga any new moves, but they also took tailwind away from it? A lot of mons really are just here to fill that recruit lineup arent they. That little fella deserves better.

Mega Zam Psyspam is so much easier to win with than Mega Chesnaught Trick Room, like I was working WAY too hard earlier.

I feel like the launch roster for champions was the perfect time to include the worse weather setters (Abomasnow, K-9, Politoed, gigalith) and leave out the better ones (A-9, Torkoal, Peilipper, Ttar). Let them be played for a while. IDK, lots of missed opportunity here.
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TO BE FAIR My Farigiraf is holding bright powder and she's dodging things like she's got ultra instinct. I think this game might just have something funky going on with these "ten percent" chances.

I just had a game in champions where a Sylveon's quick claw activated 4 times in a row and then on the fifth turn it got a double crit. Arceus doesnt want me in doubles.

one thing i do not like about #PokemonChampions is that it's giving me bot matches after a single loss. I'm trying to learn to play the game here, let me lose repeatedly.

Pokémon Champions is an extremely mixed bag right now. Really it’s just the item situation I find inexcusable. There’s some good changes mixed in here (unseen fist is heavily nerfed for example) but this is a ROUGH start.

Mega Gallade doesn't get Sharpness. I sleep.

hype for the game over, i guess. I'll come back in a month or two after ive played thru ZA.

Wow i literally cannot get Chesnaught's mega stone unless i transfer a Chesnaught caught in ZA from home to Champions?? Like I can't just buy it or anything?? #pokemonchampions