Hahahaha holy hell lads. Ampadu long throw, ball is headed as far as Longstaff and he absolutely rifles in a volley from the penalty spot.

2-2

#lufc

Stay classy Arsenal.

Gary Neville has just had an orgasm on air.

Football pitch in Holbeck, overlooking another pitch in Holbeck.

Always wanted to play here as a kid. Now I’m watching my lad lose 3-0 after 22 mins.

Arthur Scargill 1984

Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am

Concern grows for Suella Braverman as she completely forgets she spent nine years as part of the Conservative government, including two periods as Home Secretary, responsible for immigration.

THFC Flags THFC Flags is a fan-led organisation that is behind displays in the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

www.thfcflags.com

It would probably the second worst decision he’s ever seen.

It’s a lot better than Fletch and bloody Neville.

My children have had both British and Irish passports because it didn’t used to be an issue (and cheaper). Now all on Irish ones and don’t have UK ones. Are they fine to travel on Irish ones only?

Never in doubt. #lufc

Hello folks. For those new to #lufc, this is why we’re in a relegation scrap.

As I was saying

Old Trafford is stunned. Don’t think anyone has ever been sent off here before for the home side.

Booing at Old Trafford. What a great set of fans.

We had better not fuck this up like we always fucking do. #lufc

Properly Vanced it.

I gave up on that rag a long time ago*

*when Phil stopped covering Leeds.

Rumour has it JD Vance is on his way to back Roberto de Zerbi.

What an amazing coincidence?

Today at Dam Square in Amsterdam, thousands of children’s shoes were placed in front of the Royal Palace to honour the ~20,000 children killed in Gaza. Each name was read aloud, remembering every young life lost.
Picture: @kadirvanlohuizen.bsky.social / Noor images

Unfortunately he’s all in for hot shot Tottenham.

Time to boycott Wordle and Connections. Stupid waste of time anyway. Much like the news.

No

Clear and obvious.

Bryan Robson playing Nigel Martyn has certainly come as a shock.

Literally hung out to dry.

What in the name of fuck is the need for fucking fireworks in Leeds in fucking April you mad bastards.

Will she smell alone?