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Digital art of a turtle made out of bananas and a mint ice cream scoop with sprinkles, chocolate syrup and a cherry on top. The banana’s end is slit to make a smiling mouth as the ice cream turtle stands on four banana slices as if they were its feet. The background is pink and white polka dots.

ice cream turtle 🍨

The Disappearance of the Public Bench Benches are microcosms of an expansive debate about who belongs in urban public spaces. When they are removed or made uninviting, we lose more than just a place to rest.

"Benches are where optimistic visions of civic life meet reality. To remove them, or to curate who gets to sit, is to abandon the work of defining a civic ideal and determining, together, how to live up to it."

NEW: Why benches are slowly disappearing from public spaces — and why we need them back:

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

Dual booting between Windows and Linux is how I imagine Persephone felt.

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

unironically a beautiful and effective way to keep grifters out. if you get filtered by an anime catgirl popping up for 2 seconds because it's too cringe and gay for you was your heart really in the systems programming?

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Remember to make art with your boner. It doesn't have to be a horny boner, it can be a brain boner or a heart boner. Make art that makes you happy and appeals to your own freakish sensibilities. This is imperative.

dang, i didn’t know they already had a sequel to diesel

A dog walks among flowers and thinks, "everyone loves when i bark and fart".

I am loved by all 🌸

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

[The Apollo 11 plaque] reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

Oh so now copyright matters.

SECRETARY RUBIO: Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Irans had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have had a much different country.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

saw a “burger king foot lettuce” graffiti and a sans undertale graffiti today

Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro

Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro theonion.com/study-children-who-play-...

crude drawing of a smiling anthrpomorphic dog with a word bubble reading i want them to pay for what they've done

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Dracula says to Brian "I dropped my phone in McDonald's Sprite and that MF started charging"

A teary eyed raccoon wistfully looking out the window of a car

when you don’t say good night to me this is who you’re not saying goodnight to