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Peter Dutton policies be like...

Peter Dutton holding a hose at a petrol station

Peter Dutton demonstrates how younger people can drain their super to go toward a deposit and a massive mortgage under The Liberal Party housing policy

Peter Dutton has a Problem: He’s a Huge Fucking Freak is it the age of the orc or what???

some thoughts on why Peter Dutton is losing so bad

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We can do it, Dickson!

Peter Dutton is playing the Trump game of not saying too much about his agenda before the election because no sane person would vote for it and Australia is full of sane people, do not vote for this fucking guy, put the Liberals LAST. #auspol

#budgetreply #auspol
#Dutton signs your children’s and grandkids death warrant. Drill, baby, drill. Drive, baby, drive. Pollute, baby, pollute. And big business pigs at the trough on taxpayers $. This spud wants to bake us all with higher temperatures,more bushfires and floods. #ausvotes #auspol2025

'Lost decade' of low wage growth stopped young Australians buying homes A 'lost decade' of low wage growth broke the social compact for young Australians when it comes to housing.

"Between 2012 and 2022, the wages share of national income fell approximately 3.6% while the profit share rose about 6.9%."

Whenever #TrumpLite Dutton pretends to be suburban champion and against 'elites', he must have forgotten the last LNP govt's wage suppression.
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Dutton refuses to release energy price cut modelling as protesters target his campaign Opposition leader says he will ‘leave it to other experts to talk about’ while criticising Labor’s ‘secret’ climate targets

"Dutton refuses to release energy price cut modelling as protesters target his campaign
Opposition leader says he will ‘leave it to other experts to talk about’ while simultaneously criticising Labor’s ‘secret’ climate targets" ok Mr Rinehart

PETER TRUMP……

or……

DONALD DUTTON??

Peter Dutton finally has a policy ..... and it's too FIRE 41,000 PEOPLE? What the actual fuck
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Also, Dutton should visit New Zealand; the recent gutting of the public sector over there went HORRIBLY and has tanked the economy

It's typical of Multi-millionaire Peter Dutton to advocate for those who need it least at the expense of those who need it most.

Don't forget he went to hob-nob with his rich mates instead of help his electorate prepare for a cyclone.

We can't risk #TemuTrump
#auspol

Federal election 2025 live updates: Peter Dutton says election on 3 May will be ‘a choice about who can better manage our economy’ Follow live

"Journalist have twice tried to put questions to Dutton on whether his agenda is mirroring Donald Trump’s platform – particularly in respect to his plan to slash the public service. Both times Dutton has basically ignored the comparison, and is justifying the cuts to the public service."

Yikes.

Dinner at Towers Road: The billionaires dining with Dutton

On February 27, Peter Dutton dined with CEOs, investment bankers, and media executives at a $20,000-a-head fundraiser at billionaire Alex Waislitz’s Toorak mansion. The agenda? Tax cuts, policy influence and campaign funding.

Peter Dutton seems weirdly off-balance. Is his election strategy coming unstuck? | Josh Butler At this stage of the campaign policy questions are asked repeatedly. Voters deserve answers

"At minutes to midnight, we still know little about what a Dutton government would do ... It’s not a witch-hunt. It’s not unfair questioning. They are simple questions that a prospective government should be able to answer."

How does it serve the constituents of Dickson to have a federal member who is only interested in getting elected at any cost? How has it served us in the past? Every election he expands the Ferny train station car park again and thinks that'll be enough to shut us up for 4 years.

Apparently Dutton has the "strength of his convictions" but in reality, he's the king of backflipping on countless policy proposals when he wants to curry favour. Some examples: banning working from home, slashing migration, tax cuts. He'll do anything to win our vote. He stands for nothing.

Dutton under pressure to give MPs ‘anything to sell’ to voters as cost-of-living budget looms Some inside the Coalition are concerned about a perceived lack of economic policies – a suggestion that makes shadow treasurer Angus Taylor bristle

Selling the cost-of-living. All of a sudden Coalition MPs realises Peter Dutton has nothing in the pantry. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Wait, Dutton likes 'divisive', 'dangerous' referendums now? Condemnation will, no doubt, be swift.

Peter Dutton, in his own words, wants to waste $450 million on a "divisive" referendum.

Peter Dutton just said “the best indicator is past performance”.

When he was Health Minister he took the axe to Medicare.

He's already said he'll cut again if he becomes Prime Minister.

Peter Dutton will come after Medicare again and make Australians worse off.

#auspol #ausecon

Quote from Peter Dutton repeating Trump like talking points

If this is not a straight up imitation of Trump by Dutton, I don't know what is.
".....saving our country....", come on.

#auspol

Can't fault his consistency though. Jumping ship when times get tough is kind of his thing. www.crikey.com.au/2009/09/23/c...

Peter Dutton defends attending Hemmes fundraiser as Cyclone Alfred approached Queensland Opposition leader says critics seeking ‘political advantage’ after Murray Watt says he ‘sold out his constituents’ by attending Sydney soiree

No Queensland leader abandons their family & state ahead of a Cat 2 cyclone late on a Tuesday ahead of a Thursday morning landing. That's because they might not make it back in time. Believe Peter Dutton here & we got a Story Bridge to sell you. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Huge thanks to Epic Travel for opening their space as a drop-in charging station! It was great to provide a hot meal for those without power.

Shoutout to Amalfi Pizza for opening early & adding extra pizzas! I’ll keep dropping in snacks—reach out if you know someone in need.

Together, we can.

No surprise that Parnell Palme McGuinness backs nuclear - because she knows Dutton’s nuclear plan prolongs coal.

And as an advisory board member for Australians for Prosperity, a Liberal-aligned lobby group bankrolled by coal money, Parnell is just doing her job. #qanda

Dutton ‘conned’ by fake terrorism caravan plot and ‘played into hands of crime figures’, Burke says Home affairs minister says opposition leader’s ‘recklessness has caught up with him’

Dutton ‘conned’ by fake terrorism caravan plot and ‘played into hands of crime figures’, Burke says

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We have reached the end of satire. Real life in the dark timeline is more absurd and embarrassing than anyone can joke about

Dutton seeks seat without a struggle Liberal frontbencher Peter Dutton is asking the Queensland Liberal National Party to deliver him a seat for which he doesn't have to fight other preselection candidates.

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