knitten my slopbeast #trinyan #trigun

does anyone have any pirin tablets

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Me posing coquettishly as my stylist takes pics of my new haircut

A true story about the smallest dog me and @barbatus.bsky.social ever saw

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Illustration of a giant rat with a crown, surrounded by smaller rats. The text "I am the BIG RAT" is above while "that makes all of THE RULES" is below.

I AM THE BIG RAT THAT MAKES ALL OF THE RULES

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

graphic that says in bold lettering "remember: no lilies for kitties. even ingesting a tiny amount of pollen can cause fatal kidney failure. don't risk it." the background is a wallpaper of lily drawings and there is a photo of a perfect, fluffy white cat in the bottom right corner.

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

This game still haunts me jfc I love it so much.

Games as a practice of meditation and empathy (for self and others).

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The Adoration of the Wieners (Carnitas, Denied), iPhone and unexpectedly good lighting, 2026

My baby

I’m very humble and have a great friend.

he has a long huge cape. They found the ways to use it.

*nods solemnly*

🌝

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What’s wrong?

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Heroic Chicago trans comedian recalls saving infant from ice-cold Lake Michigan: ‘I guess I’m going in’ “The most important part of this entire story is that the baby is okay,” Lio Cundiff told The Advocate.

“It’s weird,” he said. “I just did something that I would think anyone would do. What do you mean you would watch a stroller and a baby just sink?”

This is very important.

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FREE HIM HE'S STARVING

The useful hand signs.

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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Alysa Liu from overhead mid Biellman spin with the fabric on her gold sequined dress fanned out uniformly. Her head is tilted back, her eyes are closed, and she looks completely content

Then you’ll love this shot

I will have an emergency tooth extraction on this Thursday and I’m scared🥺 So I am trying to thinking about battinson getting his teeth checked by Alfred and Clark is freaking out. Please send me a good vibe and love 🥹🥹🥹

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Black and white sketch with Thor kneeling behind a young Loki and comforting him, Loki sits on the ground and hides his face behind his hand

Ah, I suddenly remembered that I can post older art

• #Loki #Thor •

His coworkers know who he is thinking about.

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