I say this but I'm looking at some 0A silicone and screaming internally

Really should have gone for shore 10a for this project, at most, but I'm not redoing this shit so we perservere.

The Onion says it has struck a deal to take over Infowars The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.

After years of legal action, the Onion says it has reached an agreement with a bankruptcy receiver to license the Infowars site.

This post brought to you by "this armature is a goddamn mess because I kept trying to support the wire that was too thin to begin with rather than just try again with a sufficient gauge."

I need to just start accepting sometimes it's better to redo things. Part of me is able to spot pretty early when it needs to be done. Yet I always end up wasting months on patchwork fixes that I just scrap anyway.

If I'd just accept that instinct and iterate faster, I'd probably be done already.

definitely English. English is the outlier here. I see nothing else remotely suspicious. Nosirree.

The maid dress was on daily special today and I immediately proved why I cannot be trusted with it.

The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"

$60 iirc, but it's also been on the high seas for a while

One big fambly : '3

Antonio is honorary family.

This would actually fix me tbh

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

They both came all the way back home just to frolic in peace and I love that for them.

I don't know what's gayer -- actually getting these two hitched or whatever the heck it is they already have going on.

I just..... REALLY want to marry this dumbass and bear his dumbass children and I'm willing to go out of my cozy gamer comfort zone to do it, OK.

OK THEN I need a break from this game because I was not expecting the proposal minigame to actually require hand eye coordination because this game has historically not needed that.

So... we wait for the prompt to pop up again and pray I do better.

GOD I wish the only social media left that isn't a censorious hellscape wasn't also a vibecoded mess with transphobic staff.

We live in the worst fucking timeline.

I am, however, this precious little baby's (step)mom and YOU WILL LOOK AT HER

Or mute, I guess. I feel like muting is easier but it's your choice. I'm not your mom.

Unfollow me if you don't want the silly little soap opera going down on my virtual island based off a 14 year old anime because that's gonna be my entire personality for at least a few weeks.

Damn, that sucks... :(

Tomodachi Life might not allow polycules but it does allow cohabitating with your fiancée and totally platonic life partner, so close enough.

omgggg he's just so happy to be there

Precious man

Just the one toe. Ultraman Foot costs extra. He knows what he's got.

Oh he's so adorably smitten

BLESSINGS TO THE SILLY COUPLE

Also going on at THE SAME TIME:

This doomed rarepair and Ryan being absolutely delusional while also failing his job as a fallback for the spurned Bunny.

Which is just.... very Ryan. Honestly.

Sometimes Tomodachi Life understands the assignment in the stupidest possible way.

Just girly things: gossiping via flashlight morse code.

I'm sure Bluesky shitting the bed on the same day Tomodachi Life releases is a total coincidence but I'm gonna choose to believe they're related because it's funny.