Tomorrow is Earth Day.
Just in case y'all wonder, I love and respect ALL the Earth....and not just her hot bits.
Goodnight little Earth, Mama Gaia, et al. Tomorrow is another workday, but we're ready to do whatever needs doing.
At this point if Trump said that the Iranians were quite full and didn't care for dessert, I'd go in my kitchen right now to make sure they weren't stealing my last slice of cheesecake.
Congrats, Virginia
We knew you had it in ya.
Now you can scrape the shit off your shoes.
I've enjoyed this energy on predicting the outcome. It takes me right back to 2020 and hopefully we'll be feeling this kinda way again later this year for midterms and ESPECIALLY in 2028 when we unfuck the nation.
I'm waiting for the two of them to star in Dude, Where's My War.
Nectarine Nero is right on-brand. If anyone didn't see this coming, then they weren't paying attention in 2016
Good gods the man just said with his whole mouth that he's a big windsock full of whatever hot air that comes out of Trump's arse?
Yeah. HowTF is anyone letting that one lay.
No lies here y'all.
Wait nevermind THEY WILL be at Bonneroo
They should come to Bonneroo then.
IDGAF how vast its global magma ocean is, we're NOT naming it Vulcan and consigning it to the same fate as the planet that never circled 40 Eridani A
Also, if we ever discover a class of gas giants that smell like dookie and think their galaxies revolve around them, can we call the first one Trump?
That damn man with his participation trophies. I can only assume that he's trying to make up for when he was in school and was never able to read enough books to get that free Pizza Hut pizza.
I watched pancreatic cancer kill my dad. Despite the doctors' best efforts, it was an ugly painful progression to behold and maybe one day it will be as much a thing-of-the-past as smallpox and polio.
This is great news, & why we need more funding for science and medicine and less funding for ICE and ballrooms.
I farted on the couch and now your POOTUS has a running-mate.
Screencut of a crossword app. The clue is "Gets all messy, with UP" and the answer is a five letter word in which the second letter is U
POV: you KNOW the answer but it's not the answer they're looking for
6-7 47
I'm just trynna wrap my head around an ag-and-mech school having a philosophy department.
Let's GOOOOOOOOO Georgia!
Sooooo basically populate the armed services with a lot of people who were at best not real keen on being there and at worst motivated to dismantle the regime?
Yeah. Let's see how THAT works out.
I just hope her low ticket sales means that most of Georgia is tired of her shit.
I can't help but keep recalling that Treblinka was outfitted with signs and other exterior fixtures to resemble a train station so that the folks arriving there would not realize it was their final destination.
Those ICE "warehouses" should make every lawmaker's skin crawl.
Gooood Monday morning.
If you have 4:20 to spare, here's a classic to start your day.
Seems to me the game-plan should be to get a Google Photos account and then ONLY upload photos of offensive tech bros and the politicians who are kissing their asses.
Messier 51 maybe has denizens right now asking why the transmissions they receive via the Superluminal Wave Conduits from around the galaxy report that the beings inhabiting that hot mess of a world named Earth call their neighbourhood "Messier", and where did they find such stockpiles of audacity.
That's very sweet of you, and also kinda scary. I never think of myself first and foremost as a kind person. I WANT to be, but some days it's mighty hard. I guess we're all out here trying to shine our lights while also reminding ourselves not to set the world on fire.
You think that's bad.
I'm over here cheering for Team Embolism
COME ON YOU LITTLE BLOOD CLOTS. DO YOUR THANG!
I might add that's why, while I agree with much that is said on the Meidas Touch network, watching any of their personalities getting-around-to-the-point is agonizing and I feel like I'm being held hostage for the algorithm.
I agree with you about the delivery of news these days. I may sound like a grouchy old fart and so be it, but dammit I miss the days of good strong steady anchor-persons delivering the news without packaging it up in editorials or discussions. To say what-she-said, give it to me straight and hard.
