Jeffery and Jonathan Google

I get to keep all the unclaimed swag, right? 👀

Baby's 1st Google I/O next week! Will I see anyone else there? 👀

A render of the OG Microsoft assistant, Clippy, made out of Lego

Lego Clippy!!!! OMG.

src: https://i.imgur.com/QYF7KFc.jpg

What were these and why did we all have them?

Doing the lord's work

Ratification of states 🐀🐀🐀🐀

This is good

Be the change 🐀🤔

I saw @nickcho.bsky.social on a billboard on the way to Mountain View today! 😍🚗

Ratification 🐀

Extremely disappointing that the word "ratified" doesn't mean that something has been turned into a rat 😕🐀

I needed to hear this ⚰️🪦

Get in my belly

Idk but I keep telling myself it means they need to clean their phone's screen 😅

Time to get an au pair for her!!

Fyi @tysmith.me 👀

TRIVIA: Not a lot of people know this, but "John Wick" is actually short for "Johnathan Wikipedia".

I just picture an elephant eating and I'm like "I'm good" loooool

Ty asked me why the other day and my immediate response was "idk... I just couldn't get behind the name" 🤣🤣

I wish I could afford to buy in Rockridge 🥲 my fav

The fun has arrived!! ✨🎹💕

I love the East Bay 💕✨ Spotted in a Berkeley comic book shop.

I can't be the only person who hears "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO in their head every time I open this app?

Maybe that's why I'm always in a good mood when I use it? 😅☁️☀️💙

https://youtu.be/wuJIqmha2Hk

Very that 🧘‍♀️

Me when I find any small dog at a party:

I really like it here, y'all. Bluesky feels like if Twitter went to therapy and set healthy boundaries ☁️💙

How's it going?

Me:

The silly has arrived 🙃

But what will become of the possum???