God is also not anywhere in MAGA.

This is so stupid! So a Biblical film should be filmed in Idaho? 🤦‍♀️ This will also make US films more expensive because of the production cost.

So who are these American citizens that MAGA scum are so eager to deport? I’ve got a few guesses.

The most dangerous opinion in America right now is, “he can’t do that - it’s unconstitutional.”

I just wrote a new poem. It’s very modern.

I told you so.
I said it would happen.
I literally called it.
I remember warning everyone.
I had a feeling.
I saw it coming.
I knew he’d do this.
Over and over again…
I told you.

~ Laura Cole

When someone at work wants to ask me a question from now on, I’m reciting the Miranda Rights. Sounds like fun.

Kamala Harris warned us many times that we would have a recession by the middle of the year…

I’m very upset that the price of penguins is about to go up. #tariffs

Wondering where all the Brand pranks are today and I’m thinking they want us to have a break from foolishness this year.

I think this year on my tax return, in the income line, I’ll just type in “I don’t recall.”

It is one thing to get your face eaten by a leopard, it’s a whole other thing to applaud him for doing so.

And there it is. I’ve been saying this was coming. We won’t be able to travel to certain countries before too long. Get out while you can.

This isn’t the flex they think it is.

So this happened. Please share your thoughts. I have so many. #META

You could ski down this hill.

Did Trumph seriously refer to the drop in Tesla sales as far left “illegal boycotts”?

I like to play a game these days. It’s called, “look at my stocks and cry.”

It has changed. I was there when my Mom took her last breath and it was like the oxygen left the room. I could physically feel her absence. I wasn’t prepared for that. As far as after, I thought I knew back then but now I don’t. Live life as if this is Heaven.

a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush . ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .

If I hear, “he wouldn’t lie to us” or “tell me one time when he lied” - I swear…

Today in “You Can’t Make This 💩Up”.

After hearing Zelensky handle himself so well even while speaking a 2nd language, I’m reminded of the arrogance of every American leader that has gone to a foreign country and forced English as the language.

Where’s all the suit decorum when EM is there in a T-shirt and black MAGA hat?

Yet puppet master Musk wears t-shirts and baseball caps. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Anybody else flying the “coup” anytime soon? #expat #movingout

Y’all - this is too funny. I can’t make this up. Unfortunately, she deleted her comment before I could reply. 🤦‍♀️ For reference, I referred to a non-elected leader as a Nazi. 😂😂😂 #canthidestupid

I never realized that I was friends with so many billionaires. They just live so modestly. #stupidMAGA #corporatepolitics

Maybe he is on his period.

I wrote this one at 15. Maybe it encourages you as we fight the good fight. #poetry

Halfway down the road
I just couldn’t go on
With the words, “I give up”
On the tip of my tongue
The race seemed to grow longer
Much harder to run
I looked behind me to find
I had only just begun

- Laura Carr Cole

Tell me again about how women are too emotional to be in leadership…

DEI caused me to injure my toe the other day when i was alone in my office.