how do these people not understand that warm-and-fuzzy democratic socialists are the absolute best case scenario for the future of the democratic party lol

still of an Al Jazeera clip that shows a packed bar all looking up at a screen with the debate on

this week i organized a debate watch party that was covered by Al Jazeera lol

these guys setting all this money on fire just goes to show they can afford the slightly higher taxes…it’s the working class having power that they fear

anyone else rock hard right now

lmao. lol even.

imagine still punching left when the biggest political upset of the year that brought new voters to the party and rewrote the electoral map…..was pulled off by a leftist and his meddling comrades

im pretty much never emotionally stable enough to hear the sax solo in Thunder Road

i do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up

unironically one of my favorite to-do list techniques because then you get the motivation from crossing that off

i luv when it is fresh hop day because all my pals post instagram photos of pretty fresh hops :) i hope everyone brewing late tonight has a good time :)

i’m so glad my hearty peasant ancestors gave me child bearing hips that i use almost exclusively to balance cases of seltzer on my way home from the store

beyond the moral ghoulish ness I just don't understand the basic contention of how this is supposed to work as a defense. if a whole population of people was starving en masse, would one expect people with "pre-existing conditions" to be over or underrepresented amongst those who die first?

that is a part of the experience, they used to chase us as kids

if you read this is and went “ah yes, true. all those people are freaks who, unlike me, have the correct opinion of Sydney Sweeney” YOU TOO. EVERYONE. STOP.

nyt editors doing the "vaxxed?" meme for palestinian kids wasting away in a deliberately engineered famine. even as they scramble to establish an institutional alibi for helping israel sell its grotesque genocide for the past two years, they can't resist manufacturing a little consent in the process

NO MORE THINK PIECES ON SYDNEY SWEENEY. SOCIETY HAS ADVANCED PAST THE NEED FOR THINK PIECES ON SYDNEY SWEENEY.

everyone is being weird about Sydney Sweeney. EVERYONE. ALL OF YOU. STOP.

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One month ago tonight.

i have one smart cat and one dumb cat (you know which) and it always keeps me on my toes

Fenway Park is an iconic American institution, and it’s the workers there that make every Red Sox game special.

The team is extremely profitable. They should treat their employees with respect, pay them decent wages and negotiate a fair contract with the union.

one of his very first videos for the campaign was him talking to NYC voters about why they flipped to Trump in last years election, he’s honestly been great with talking to everyone

unfortunately, yeah

he didn’t even get into Columbia 🫠 why is this still a thing

whats the best beer and why is it an ice cold Modelo straight from the fridge after an hour of fighting with your air conditioner and finally getting it to work?

oh this is gonna do numbers at Bushwick “dive” bars

why do people complain about Americans in Europe so much when the English are Right There

i just keep crying. Brad Lander is a true public servant.

As he wrapped up his speech, Brad Lander again congratulated Mamdani, whom he cross-endorsed. And Lander, who is Jewish, declared, “We are not going to let anyone divide Muslim New Yorkers and Jewish New Yorkers.”

I am weeping

if you’re in line to ruin Andrew Cuomo’s life, stay in line!!!!!!!!!