@timheidecker.bsky.social so do you now control all the IP from Infowars? Asking because as Alex Jones always said in court, he was playacting, so of you own their IP you can do whatever you want with the Alex Jones character and make him say whatever you want, right?

Obligatory reminder that Frank Sinatra hated Donald Trump.

Hello, God? It's me. I know that we're not supposed to hate people, and we're supposed to love our neighbor, but could we PLEASE turn down the testing of our resolve from an 11 to maybe an 8?

BuT wHo WiLl PaY fOr ThAt!

That really is a good point.

Holy crap, he looks like he's coming off of either a bender or a REALLY intense Grindr date.

I really would like to know the full extent of what was known about Swalwell by both the Dem leadership and the rank and file. The revelation that this was well known in Congress is damning for the leadership and shows more clearly why they have to go.

Oh, you sweet summer child...

It's not the fertility rate, it's the birth rate. What an idiot.

Fun fact, lack of gravity really can cause digestion problems. In the 80s (I think it was the 80s?) they sent up Coca Cola with the astronauts, and it turns out that no gravity makes burping REALLY hard and carbonated drinks impractical.

We stand by ALL victims. Even if the person who victimized them pretended to be a good guy.

Fuck you, Swalwell.

To all of the "both sides" morons? Yes, I was a big Eric Swalwell supporter. Yes, it turns out he's a monster. But unlike the people on the right, I am feeling betrayed and angry by this news, and want him strung up for the hypocrite he turned out to be.

Everyone realizes that whenever he says God he means himself, right?

Remember this bullshit when primaries come.

Yup, fuck him.

Exclusive: Four women describe sexual misconduct by Rep. Eric Swalwell, including a former staffer who says he raped her | CNN A former staffer of Rep. Eric Swalwell, a leading Democratic candidate for California governor, says that the congressman raped her when she was heavily intoxicated, an allegation Swalwell strongly de...

I’m very proud of my wife for sharing the details she did. I’m disgusted by all of it. She found herself in one of those moments where she didn’t care what she lost if it helped one other person. The reality is the truth don’t care who tells it, but she told it. Love you @allysammarco.bsky.social

@meidastouch.com report on this. We have to make sure accountability is on both sides.

Holy shit. I *loved* Swalwell. But tough shit. Give him the boot, no safety for predators.

This is infuriating.

Epstein had ties to Russia

Epstein had ties to Israel

Russia has blackmail material on Trump

Israel has blackmail material on Trump

Epstein gave it to them both.

Once you think about that, EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

THIS MORON IS COMPROMISED BY FOREIGN AGENTS.

Mike Johnson is the most pathetic excuse for a congressional leader we've ever seen. He has ample opportunity to step up, and instead he's still got his lips firmly attached to Trump's asshole for reasons that can only be either nihilistic or evil. This is NOT a man of God, no matter what he says.

At this point, I'm pretty sure that every GOP member in federal government has some sort of humiliation fetish, because there's no other reason to not just toss this monster.

Oh no. Does she have concerns? Concerns that won't affect her voting at all?

Don't threaten me with a good time

Cartoon by Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

What the hell is this blasphemous crap. Keep God's name out of your mouth.

GLINDA:
You don't need to be helped any longer.
You've always had the power to go back to
Democracy.