Timmy turner praying with text that reads “please, God, let Canada join the EU because it would be so fucking funny.”

#canadaintheeu

An image of a man looking quizzically over a balcony with text overlapping that reads “I bring a sort of merry vibe to the Christmas that the grinch don’t really like”

Merry Christmas, happy Hanukah, happy Kwanza and good Yule to everyone this season!

An evergreen tree decorated with bland, beige, uniform ordainments.

An evergreen tree completely coated from head to foot in bright, colour clashing lights. There are ornaments of different shapes, sizes, and colours decorating it.

Since its the season, I’d just like to reiterate my stance on Christmas tree decorations:

Can’t stand when someone asks me “how did you manage that??” when I mess something up. My brother in Christ, I’m the last person who knows.

SPIRK NATION HOW WE FEELING TONIGHT?