Years and years ago I read “A Void”(1969), a novel by Georges Perec that avoids use of the letter “E.

SIZES

Has anyone actually seen the Felon post in real time? I have difficulty believing he could spell the words “he” uses.

It would be a great theme for the “city connect” cosmetics

Whoa whoa whoa, May 1st is the 250th birthday of the Illuminati?

Redneck toothpick, ain’t it?

The flags blow N-NE on the outfield marquee at Wrigley Field. Recently the value of the franchise has been estimated in the 5 billion dollar ballpark. There are two letters on the “Cubs” sign that do not light up. The franchise is valued at 5 billion dollars.

The home plate umpire looks dejected in the lower right hand corner of the frame, 30,000 patrons think they can do a better job.

The splintered view of Wrigley Field as seen from the 200 level concourse

Cubs Win! Cubs Win!

Wrigley Field, yesternight. Cubs Win 7-4

It’s a blur, it’s a plane, it’s maybe seven score elongated lights, running roughly parallel to one another, in all your favorite colors.

Shota Imanaga was brilliant tonight.
-7ip 3h 1bb 1k 1er 87p-
I’ll have all sorts of pictures tomorrow.

Couldn’t root for Matt Shaw anyway

Betcha if you call them “shots” instead of vaccines, he’d warm up to em real quick.

Remember when the Yankees lost to the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series and the so-called “America’s mayor” was that creep Giuliani?
Good shit

Scumbags that dealt w Epstein don’t deserve a stupid placard that reads “The Honorable”.
Hope the rest of his life is one profound misery after another. And all his family, too.

I’d love to see all the 3x voters do the same

Profit-sharing for all teams based on Shohei’s “special boy” status?

St. Huberts, Chicago Mobsters Downtown Meeting Spot YouTube video by ImagistStudios Presents ChiTownView

Rereading “Shadow Ticket” by Thomas Pynchon and I suppose I somehow forgot to look up St. Hubert’s Chop House the first time.

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Part2, throw another iceberg on the fire

Klowdz

We have some of the nicest dandelions on the block

Midwest lighters flick

Podcast pitch: in honor of America’s 250th, what are some of the worst birthdays you’ve ever had?

East coast lighters flick

It’s irie, man

Jesse Jackson and Marvin Gaye playing one-on-one.

Guess what, it was Tom Petty, not “Tom Perry”. Too much LSD, I guess

Tom Petty - Girl on LSD [original mix] YouTube video by brodieman1999

Back in 1999, Tom Perry’s “you don’t know how it feels” was a real big hit. So big, in fact, I went to the Loop Tower Records (4 floors, was it?!) and picked up the 45. The “B-side” was this jam, “Girl on LSD”

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That’s like
Six-Sevenths

Congratulations to me! Today is the third day in a row where I spilled a not-insignificant amount of coffee on myself.
I am available as a life coach. HMU

Oh yeah, just like the golden showers the president is into

110 Years Ago Today: The Chicago #Cubs play their first home game at Weeghman Park - later renamed the much more familiar Wrigley Field! (April 20, 1916) #MLB #Baseball #WrigleyField #Chicago #History

Oh gosh, cars suck.