I made the same joke alone in my car 3 days ago

This reads like a paragraph from fanged noumen

Better arms now

Straight jorkin a coup.

I am starting the routines and initializing the programs (in accordance to protocol.)

I once saw a guy get fired at a pizza place I worked at for giving a customer 8 breadsticks instead of 6, and it actually fucked up his life pretty badly. And yet these guys can just light enormous piles of money on fire and they’re still the most powerful and influential people on the planet 🥴

"A screenshot of an NBC News article headline. The headline reads: 'Texas bill would make identifying as transgender a felony punishable by jail.' Below the headline, a subtext states: 'The bill, while unlikely to pass, highlights the increasing extremism of legislation targeting trans people, especially in Texas, in recent years.' The NBC News logo is visible at the top, along with a navigation bar that includes a 'WATCH' button and a user profile icon."

I need y'all to sit with this headline and understand what is being done to our community. They're trying to criminalize our very existence.

This is a campaign of eradication.

www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/rcna...

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No you'd eat ***his*** shorts is what he says. (He says "Eat my shorts.") Which is way worse imo. Keep in mind that Bartholomew is a minor.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

A gorgeous portrait of the White House entirely aflame, the smoke billowing and the flames lighting up the night sky. It sparks deep patriotic ferver. This is what democracy looks like. Also there's a white button with blue text below the portrait. The text reads "Learn more" and if clicked it takes you to the menu of a local brewhouse.

If you're wondering about the vibe in Canada right now, I just got served this ad for a brewhouse that is just a portrait of the White House being burned down. No text, just a bigass picture of the White House burning and a link directly to their menu lolol

hand rubbing emoji saying "when the breakdown plays a 2nd time but slower"

I do

repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for

Dang these hotcakes are selling like something that sells fast

Baby Yoshi but something is wrong... #Mario #art #Blender3D #fanart #Yoshi

Everyone awake right now can’t sleep due to overwhelming amounts of swag

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

how i feel when 2 friends are talking about different books they've read and i've read both