Ketamine would be fun to watch.

Bring back teletext.

A screenshot of an Associated Press tweet reporting that Iran’s ceasefire plan in Farsi includes “acceptance of enrichment,” which is missing from English versions. Below is a photo of Donald Trump at a White House podium with people raising their hands in the audience.

That's kind of a big issue to have the two versions not align on. Are there no Persian language experts left on our side?! Or even AI translators?

Maybe where you live..

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

The man is a piece of dogshit.

Fisher-Price Admin.

Larry Sherbert

Have a listen..

open.spotify.com/playlist/5fk...

Livewire at #tribfest many moons ago.

Enjoy your johnson renaissance. Congrats.

#everythingbutthegirl ‘Tonight I feel above the law. I’m coming in to land.’

Great fuckin’ lyric.

He’s a dick. No, really.

Ha! Markwayne. What a stupid name.

"They're having problems with their economy again." 1975 cartoon by American artist Ron Cobb. THEYRE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THEIR ECONOMY AGAIN. ROBB

We've been here before.

..like a well laboured turd.

“He makes a very bad loser.”

- @economist.com
www.economist.com/leaders/2026...

#brighton

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz:

It has to be round.

Bollocks.

Interesting tactic.

I agree. Or at least displayed in the same place as the original article.

@spotify allow us to tie tracks together.

Watch it with the commentaries on, they’re hilarious.

Drip tray.

Un petit chat noir.. n shit.

To make norks bigger or to hide nipples? I’m assuming the former.

Gosh, a pet uniquely named with a ‘person’ name. I’m clutching pearls over here.

#ted #jizz #funny