i mean i'm still baffled by fast timetables like that but sometimes that's how things go!

sometimes i get all "how can they be in love they've only known each other 6 months" like my mom didn't meet my dad her first night in the country + know he was The One on their third date. they've been married 40 yrs

fresno nightcrawler jumpsuit

establishing dominance by insisting i mirror his behavior

buddy was snoozling in the other room but as soon as my therapy session started he was at my feet SCREAMING for me to sit on the floor with him. classic

sometimes i feel bad i always end up splitting the movies i watch at home into chunks but in fairness to me my cat insists on bothering me at random intervals

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

in fairness to you, tsurumi has cursed countless dicks

if i hear 'sk8r boi' i remember the tap routine i did to it when i was in 6th grade

the radio station i listen to has been playing 'complicated' by avril lavigne a lot lately and every time i hear it i think of that scene from bottoms

love when dogs are old and shaped like barrels

oh no! that sucks i'm sorry! i hope you feel better soon

do not ask yourself whether or art is good instead ask is it sincere was it cathartic was it fun to make is it made by me and don’t forget to stay silly

The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars.

#Sinners #Oscars2026

Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters

Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm

I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

that one church on my way home from work has another trans positive sign this week 👍

And in red!

saw a deer lying in the road this morning on my way to work. maam that's p much the worst place you could be hanging out

oh dang congrats!

it's sooooo good! and harold perrineau as mercutio is amazing

someone drew a dick in the snow and i went to take a picture but my phone was too cold and shut down instead :(

i'm visiting friends and it's been two days since i've had a proper fruit or vegetable and i can feel this body dying all around me

godspeed🫡

failed this mission

obviously every part of neil cicierega's masterpiece "ariel needs legs" is iconic, but this is the part i think about All the Time

same hat

Something fun!
Playing with colors and such ^^

#TSHD

IF DA WORLDS GONNA BE TOTALY FUCKED AT LEAST I SHOULDENT HAVE TO GO TO WORK THE WHOLE TIME , SITTIN THERE AND CANT GET SHIT DONE CAUSE NOBODYS EVEN AT WORK AND THERE ALL BUYIN SHIT ON LINE AND WONT RETURN EMAIL'S , AND BOSS IS DOING THAT TOO, SO WHAT DA FUCK , AND DA SKELTEN IN THE PHOTO IS THINKIN GTHE SAME THING WITH THERE COOL OWL AND THERE LIBRA SCALES, SO JUST LET EVERY ONE GO HOME , AND IF YOUR WORKIN AT A STORE THEY SHOULD PAY YOU DOUBLE CAUSE EVERY ONES ACTING LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT THIS MONTH , WORSE THAN USUAL , AND DA TEXT " OUTLAW GOING TO WORK IN DECEBER LEGALIZE COSTING UNTIL JANUARY, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WORLDS FUCKED LET US COAST - dashare.zone ADMIN