are you telling me this scallion can rap

Isn't there a feature to not see adult content?

Fuck yeah

Americans' standards are through the floor

Theologian has to be an interesting job in the Pokémon universe.

“Why would Arceus make IEDs that look like Pokeballs and then make them capable of feeling pain when they explode?”

It came out a year before the Gamecube

W cedar

L boobs

The Artemis II crew has broken the record for furthest distance from Earth ever travelled by humans.

15% at $10,000,000 if you use guns too

A notification bell with no notifications

Ladies ladies not all at once

I had one in the US, and it sucked balls, so maybe it's just that

Teach P.E

Free him? Sad cat in container ✅️ yes or no ❌️

Subway

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan

I recently replayed Ocarina of Time and finished it for the first time

This includes playing the Water Temple for the first time

And it was pretty good. It was absolutely not as bad as everyone makes it out to be

a man in a suit and tie is wearing headphones while standing in a room . Alt: Patrick Bateman from American Psycho listening to music while walking down a corridor

Succeeding hairline.

I can't decide my favourite animal

I like monkeys, hedgehogs, octopuses, and spiders

It should be an option for a game that you want to replay but have already memorised everything that happened in the cutscenes

I'm playing through TotK for the first time rn

And concurrently replaying OoT

a video game character is fighting a monster in a video game in a video game . ALT: a video game character is fighting a monster in a video game in a video game .

Reminder to everyone in north america austraila and east asia to be careful going outside after the Blood Moon because all the monster encounter's you might have cleared will have respawned

you see this, do it!

☆ pronouns: yep
☆ height: larger than a baby, smaller than a temple
☆ zodiac: no, I've never killed anyone
☆ smoke: on the water
☆ tattoos: tatthrees, tatfours, etc.
☆ piercings: my blade through your flesh
☆ fav color: magnolia
☆ fav drink: choccy milkshake :>

message: "Hello We are excited to offer 9/11/2026 for Vaginoplasty. Prior to accepting your surgery date, please review the following expectations. You can reach out via MyChart with any questions"

it feels like it's gonna be a stretch, but im gonna figure out a way to make 9/11 pussy happen, i can't pass this up chat

History's chillest dude

With a leaderboard

I assume it's because "trans woman" is just clearly a type of woman, just woman with an adjective. But "transwoman" can be treated like its own distinct category

I don't think you understand evil

A classic