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Chicago keeping art alive:

People said Steveson should skip Nationals bc he’d be wrestling teenagers who can’t compete with him. This is precisely why he needed to compete.

That’s how we you do it lads! Come on United!!!

Holy shit finally!!! This should be the third penalty!

Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

Merry Christmas all

Usyk does it again! UD 116-112 across the board.

I think Usyk won that. Might get some crazy score cards though so who knows.

Tyson Fury is a fool! This dude is walking to Mariah Carey’s All I Want For Christmas 🤣 🤣 🤣

I think that ref was having a brain fart as he was trying to give his instructions lol

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

Superman | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by DC

Here you go: the #Superman trailer.
Krypto, take us home.

youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY?...

Manchester is RED !!!🔴🔴🔴

Fucking Amad DIALLO!!! Starboy!

They were definitely partaking of the jazz cigarettes. And most likely some kind of medicinal potion containing cocaine and heroin.

Scientists now believe that many dinosaurs were losers

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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Alright…I’m here.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1,000 a month. A year later, nearly half of participants said they had housing. Participants in Denver's basic-income program reported having more-secure housing, though results were similar in the trial and control groups.

Denver gave people experiencing homelessness $1k/month. A year later, nearly half had housing.

They also had fewer ER visits, nights spent in a hospital, and jail stays.

The report estimates that this reduction in public service use SAVED the city $589k.
www.businessinsider.com/denver-basic...

Not a terrible performance from United. They need time with the new shape. Hats off to Ipswich. They played well. On to the next one.

Damn should have kept my mouth shut 🤐

Onana baby! Standing on his head rn! Come on United!

Spurs supporters singing their song in the Etihad while the City supporters leave. Imject it right into my veins.

Really disappointed with Gladiator 2. It’s not bad per se, but it’s not good either. Some cool parts but not very compelling and kinda boring.

Im sorry but the baboon fight scene in Gladiator 2 is extremely stupid. Ok otherwise so far.

RIP Toriyama-san. Thank you for everything.
とりよまさん、 安らかにおやすみください。 ありがとうございます。