Luke Weaver looking skyward on the mound after the Mets won to snap a 12-game losing streak as fire shoots out of the center field wall at Citi Field

tfw you win one (1) baseball game

Terrified to find out what horrible portal has been opened up by the Mets winning a game

I didn't even know how correct I was

Walking for an hour during sunset with the breeze on my nape, I love life again

Will sleep like a happy baby after walking outside without a jacket for the first time in months 🥲

Same with trumpisms

I hate that everyone starts using 4chan incel vocab as a "joke" and then it just becomes part of our everyday language

I know defamation lawsuit went crazyyy

Even as a sports enjoyer I can admit that listening to other people talk about sports is one of the most cringe-worthy experiences you can have

100,204, one for every runner LOB this season

you're terrible at baseball by the way @bluejays

Everyone loves the ABS challenge system but it gives me the worst second hand embarrassment ever for these umpires

Should I laugh or cry

Against the worst team in the MLB

The Blue Jays flopping so hard that the backup catcher is pitching

We believe in more poo and less shit

Why is it always the worst people in the world "finding god"? Where the hell is god staying?

The fact that there were people that shipped her with Joey Graceffa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Periodically, I look up Youtubers I used to watch to see what they're up to, and 9 times out of 10 it turns out they were gay. Today, it was strawburry17. I was definitely doing something right with my choice of Youtubers.

"Chappell Roan bullied a child" being the interpretation of the actual facts of that story is so funny it could be a bit on The Other Two

Darlene was robbed #dragrace

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

And that's why you didn't win the WBC and you'll never get that world series ring in your life @aaronjudge

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

Paying for an internet connection to have the privilege of advocating for a celebrity online is bad enough, but for that celebrity to be timothee chalamet is just absurd

Abusers still being awarded by the Oscar's, Sean Penn and PTA I hope those statuettes come to life and haunt you at night so you'll never sleep again

Not Dominguez coming up to pitch right after I posed this LMAOOOOOOOO wow ok Blue Jays curse follows you everywhere I guess

And swinging crazy at bad pitches, like ok welcome back Daulton Varsho!

In a how-many-runners-can-you-strand-on-base competition with each other

DR playing like the Blue Jays in the World Series (derogatory, with love)