THAT IS NOT MY MEAT!
DONT BELIEVE THE LIES!
Posts by President Trump (Parody)
THE WOKE LEFT IS TRYING TO STEAL MY ACCOUNT!
DONT LET THEM!
I have not listened to a single word this guy has said
He keeps telling me about “rank memes”
Can someone get this grown man away from me
DONT BELIEVE THE LIES!
JD IS ALIVE AND WELL!
WAIT NO!
TRANS RIGHTS ARE IMPORTANT!
JOE HAS SWEATY HANDS!
COULDNT BE ME!
Everybody LOVES ME!
MELANIA DID THIS ONCE!
The left wants to put pineapple on your pizza.
DON’T LET THEM!
I WAS BANNED FROM TRUTH SOCIAL FOR BEING TOO WOKE!
WONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE!
I AM DEFINITELY REAL AND ALSO DONALD J TRUMP!
THIS IS WHAT THE LEFT WILL DO TO YOUR BIKES!
Me when Sleepy Joe threatens me with jail
As president I will personally gift every American poke gold.
WOULD LAUGHING KAMALA DO THAT?!
Please god oh fuck yes give me, Donald J. Trump, eternal life.
My home is not flammable.
ITS MADE OF MARBLE!
Try again, DEMOCRAT!
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!
Another lefty doesn’t understand English.
TYPICAL!
SLEEPY JOE CANT BEAT ME IN THIS ELECTION!
I AM REMOVING SLEEPY JOE’S FORTNITE SKIN!
The left has been blocking me from tweeting. Every time I click post, I can feel the woke mind virus infecting me.
Wait
THE LEFT HAS STOLEN ANOTHER ELECTION!
STORM THE CAPITOL!
I regret to inform you all that this is the last post you will see from me, Joseph R. Biden.
The next president is, as you all know, Donald J. Trump.
All posts from this point forward will be coming straight from his brainium.
I find American cheese to be the most tasty.
I found this joke quite enjoyable.