The world is on fire. I can't look at the news without having an anxiety attack. And yet here I am dipping my toes back into a social media platform.

Yeehaw.

sorry for the delay! I was just building a server to store every bit of information that the evils in this place don't want you to have.

That's not even about vampires. That's just the modern world...

But I have a server for vampire stuff too.

// if you voted for Trump, if you support Trump, or if you support any of the Nazi bullshit that he does, get the fuck off of this page. there's nothing for you here.

It is created by, maintained by, and about a transwoman.

Nazi trash is not welcome.

I'm not out to get you yet! You are currently at the bottom of my list!

Saying that I eat vampires just rolls off the tongue much better than "chew on them until their heads fall off, then go throw up."
What is with everyone splitting hairs lately?

I've never eaten one. Didn't know that you were even a thing. Which is weird because my whole job is to know things about vamps that the vamps don't even know.

Actually, I have this really nice book that I can send your way. photocopies of course have you heard about the Book of Nod?

I only drink in celebration and although I am really Happy to be talking to you, not sure that it's time to celebrate just yet. thanks though. 4/4

No plans. But there are tribes and that's pretty much the same thing. A different tribe for every occasion. Only one fun one. 3/4

We don't like vampires because vampires by their very nature are a part of that bad thing. You can't help it. some of you are worse than others. But at the end of the day there Is a literal evil spirit at the core of every vampire.
not my personal belief, just in general.
2/4

How we came to be is a really long story. way too short summary: Bad things came into the world. The world needed something to fight back those bad things. And thus werewolves were created.
Literally the fucking heroes. 1/4

I like you. You're smarter than the the rest of these vamps. Ask away!

Oh they didn't tell you what happened to Set?

Shame.

counter question: how is your sky Daddy? All thousand or whatever pieces of him?

okay, I know that we have our differences. But like... regular vampires are the kind of problem that you get a giggle out of.

This one is trying to get you all possessed by something worse than demons.

I will give you money if you just send me the address of this snakes temple.

That's what we tell ourselves.

My guess is one of your elders having a breakdown after figuring out what YouTube is.

I'm guessing @clanbrujah.bsky.social .

dracula flow 5 YouTube video by PLUMMCORP RECORDS

so... which vampire clan is this? which one of you is taking responsibility for this man?

youtu.be/BmtDZPyaVpc?...

... definitely a setite. I recognize these poor words games.

But we've dealt with snake problems before! just have to find the nest, fill it with fire, problem solved.

oh my gosh, I really don't like having to buddy up with you...
But no! vampires don't dance the spiral. The spiral is kind of one of our things and requires our physiology.

But it's also not the first super confused vampire I've seen.

Ewww... The dancer called you sibling....

NO. I know what you do with information. these are my books of sad vampire poetry.

here's the last one that I got. I can get anything, I swear.

So, just got one of those "forbidden" books to add to my collection. yes, I have a source. No, I won't share it. I would like to continue having my source.

Do you know what the best Christmas gift was? getting? bitten by a vampire with snake teeth.
I have been sick since 6:00 a.m. Christmas day.
Bright side: I got a new server.

oh hey! I am present in this image!

I would have thought that your Haven would be fireproof by default...

a close up of a brown haired anime girl with two bones on her head ALT: a close up of a brown haired anime girl with two bones on her head

... don't like that. nope. I'm declaring that magic not fair.

You know what? Because it's Christmas, no. Just the coal, no fire. You've earned it!