rhizomatic polycule

most ukiyo-e nancy strip, especially panel 3. very hokusai

I was born with two left feet. A house left foot and a stage left foot.

devil dawgs vegan wiener one of the worst things i've ever eaten :/

the GOAT is Bob's Burgers when Louise discovers the magic of puppetry

you say 'charlie brown had hoes'... in my community it's called "dog sees god"

podcast where we review every sitcom's theater episode

opening the laptop of my mind... typing in "metal-archives.com"

tfw feeling when you click the image to see it bigger and it pops up the same size :/

image: Roman soldiers gambling for Jesus' cloak, cheesy old 60's bible illustration style, like Highlights magazine

No disrespect intended, but I wouldn't be "American" if I didn't ask myself and everyone else at this time of year (tax time!), "Do you think, in hindsight, from a fiduciary perspective, Jesus played his cards right?"

image: Roman soldiers gambling for Jesus' cloak (jesusinbible.com)

windows 11 is like if maroon 5 was software

(at the wisdom convention, learning the conventional wisdom) yeah that makes sense

canva bad

i have heard theatergoers say exactly this

actually, being pedantic is slightly different from being didactic

metal bands be like "earthly säcrifice unto thee áltar"

would chop off my dong for a day with nothing to do but then that day i would REALLY have NOTHING to do

toothpaste power rankings:
1. translucent blue with cleansing sparkles
2. white with blue/green stripe
3. mint green like 70s appliances
4. white
5. [all other colors]

maroon 5 is the windows 11 of music

[theater :/ ] digital projections are the wrong tool for the job over 99% of the time

sometimes you do it because it's your role in the movement (thing you're bad at + don't like doing + aren't getting paid) and that's just what it takes

taboulehean operators (parsley AND bulgur)

tabouleh oblongata

going on ebay typing in 'LOUDEST KEYBOARD' (hitting the keys rly hard)

[IL-09] the best part of having 17 candidates is getting an election text message every 10 minutes

Banning party rocking because of anti-vaccine sentiment is literally narcissism

tfw feeling when the seminar produces actionable insights

COULD I INTEREST YOU IN STAYING LOGGED IN ON THIS TRUSTED DEVICE?

(sispyhus' younger sibling) mom said it's my turn

me when the