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Auto and Bloxon are inside the house of their friend, Hal, helping him arrange some furniture and equipment.

"Where do you want this monitor, Hal?" asks Bloxon, holding a monitor.
"Oh, you can put it by the wall for now," answers Hal.

Auto is playing a game. He looks at the TV and asks, "Hey, what's on the TV?"

Bloxon stops to look at it.

On the television is a Halcandran named Lecta Va Capenga.

"This is a direct message to Team Haltmann Gaming!" Lecta says through the TV. "Prepare to meet your worst nightmare... THE CHAMPIONS OF KAMONY! Back and bigger than ever!"

"'Champions of Kamony'?" asks Auto.
"That's our rival team," answers Bloxon. "They represent Kamony."

"This team has made vast improvements since it left the scene," Lecta continues. "Now we've returned, we're more than happy to bury the competition."

She points at the screen.

"Especially YOUR pigsty of a team, BluePixie!" she continues. "We'll be sure to set you straight, too!"

"You know," Hal begins to comment, "they've gotten a lot more confident since they restructured."
"Heh, that won't stop a team like us!" Auto replies confidently.
"That's the spirit!" Bloxon agrees.

Meanwhile, at Kamony HQ...

"So why didn't I get assigned to the team, again?" asks Toron, polishing his claw.
"Because you're terrible at video games, Toron. That's why," answers Lecta.
"Fine, but what about you?" Toron asks. "I mean, Team Haltmann Gaming has a strong record. You sure you can beat all of them in a fair match?"

Lecta looks back at him, holding a vial of some chemical.

She simply responds, "Who said anything about it being FAIR?"

Auto and Bloxon are inside the house of their friend, Hal, helping him arrange some furniture and equipment. "Where do you want this monitor, Hal?" asks Bloxon, holding a monitor. "Oh, you can put it by the wall for now," answers Hal. Auto is playing a game. He looks at the TV and asks, "Hey, what's on the TV?" Bloxon stops to look at it. On the television is a Halcandran named Lecta Va Capenga. "This is a direct message to Team Haltmann Gaming!" Lecta says through the TV. "Prepare to meet your worst nightmare... THE CHAMPIONS OF KAMONY! Back and bigger than ever!" "'Champions of Kamony'?" asks Auto. "That's our rival team," answers Bloxon. "They represent Kamony." "This team has made vast improvements since it left the scene," Lecta continues. "Now we've returned, we're more than happy to bury the competition." She points at the screen. "Especially YOUR pigsty of a team, BluePixie!" she continues. "We'll be sure to set you straight, too!" "You know," Hal begins to comment, "they've gotten a lot more confident since they restructured." "Heh, that won't stop a team like us!" Auto replies confidently. "That's the spirit!" Bloxon agrees. Meanwhile, at Kamony HQ... "So why didn't I get assigned to the team, again?" asks Toron, polishing his claw. "Because you're terrible at video games, Toron. That's why," answers Lecta. "Fine, but what about you?" Toron asks. "I mean, Team Haltmann Gaming has a strong record. You sure you can beat all of them in a fair match?" Lecta looks back at him, holding a vial of some chemical. She simply responds, "Who said anything about it being FAIR?"

With both Team Haltmann and Team Kamony determined to beat each other, the stakes are rising... but how far is each side willing to go to claim victory?
#kirbyoc

6 days ago 5 2 0 0
Auto holding an Easter egg, and Obly trying to fit it all into his mouth at once.

Auto holding an Easter egg, and Obly trying to fit it all into his mouth at once.

eater
#easter #easter2026 #kirbyoc

2 weeks ago 5 1 0 0
Megagem is revealing something.

He says, "I would like to introduce Megu AI, which will be taking over creative direction and produc--"

In an outrage, people begin throwing things at Megagem.

"I was joking, I was joking!! It's April Fools' Day, calm down!!" Megagem clarifies in a panic. "I would never cave to such a deplorable machination!!"

Happy April Fools' Day 2026

Megagem is revealing something. He says, "I would like to introduce Megu AI, which will be taking over creative direction and produc--" In an outrage, people begin throwing things at Megagem. "I was joking, I was joking!! It's April Fools' Day, calm down!!" Megagem clarifies in a panic. "I would never cave to such a deplorable machination!!" Happy April Fools' Day 2026

For the record: the only intelligence I need to make art is up here 🧠

#aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #aprilfools2026 #aprilfoolsday2026

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

"AI content is making sites more difficult to trust. Which is why we're putting an AI on our site, making it more difficult to trust"

Masterful gambit right there

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Right, which platform are we off to next?

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
Slilo and Gaffly (both OCs) standing in a kitchen. Slilo is cooking. Gaffly is watching.

Slilo and Gaffly (both OCs) standing in a kitchen. Slilo is cooking. Gaffly is watching.

Hold up... let him cook 🥘

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
Bio for Toron (OC). It reads as follows:

Toron is the co-deputy of Kamony, Inc. Using the claw on his hand, he is trained to wound and main those who oppose the company. Even though he has equal status with his colleague Lecta, he is often forced into a passive, subordinate role in missions, usually being belittled and ridiculed by his workmate in the process.

Despite this, Toron is loyal to Kamony and its cause - and thus, works tirelessly to aid it, even if he may be naïve or clumsy while doing so.

Bio for Toron (OC). It reads as follows: Toron is the co-deputy of Kamony, Inc. Using the claw on his hand, he is trained to wound and main those who oppose the company. Even though he has equal status with his colleague Lecta, he is often forced into a passive, subordinate role in missions, usually being belittled and ridiculed by his workmate in the process. Despite this, Toron is loyal to Kamony and its cause - and thus, works tirelessly to aid it, even if he may be naïve or clumsy while doing so.

Bio for Lecta (OC). It reads as follows:

Lecta is the co-deputy of Kamony, Inc., alongside Toron. She is loyal to the company and sees all other companies as inferior. She also represents Kamony in the eSports League of the Stars, alongside her cousin Marlet.

She has a deep hatred for everyone who does not directly support Kamony, even going as far as to abandon her own family because of it. She especially hates BluePixie (aka Bloxon), since he stands squarely against Kamony.

Generally considered the more strategical of the co-deputies, Lecta is the tactical architect behind any mission the two take against their enemies. Even when her plans don't work (usually against Haltmann), it is always due to extenuation factors that could not be accounted for (according to her).

Bio for Lecta (OC). It reads as follows: Lecta is the co-deputy of Kamony, Inc., alongside Toron. She is loyal to the company and sees all other companies as inferior. She also represents Kamony in the eSports League of the Stars, alongside her cousin Marlet. She has a deep hatred for everyone who does not directly support Kamony, even going as far as to abandon her own family because of it. She especially hates BluePixie (aka Bloxon), since he stands squarely against Kamony. Generally considered the more strategical of the co-deputies, Lecta is the tactical architect behind any mission the two take against their enemies. Even when her plans don't work (usually against Haltmann), it is always due to extenuation factors that could not be accounted for (according to her).

Bio for the CEO of Kamony, Inc. It reads as follows:

Not much is known about the CEO of Kamony, Inc. Most of his bidding is done by his lackeys, Toron and Lecta, leaving him unexposed. This is not uncommon for a CEO - but Kamony is so wrapped up in controversy that its CEO is a hot topic at all times.

What is known is that the CEO sits in a highly secure office room somewhere at the top of Kamony's headquarters, where nobody can see him. So few have actually been in the CEO's presence that people have began questioning if he is even real.

Bio for the CEO of Kamony, Inc. It reads as follows: Not much is known about the CEO of Kamony, Inc. Most of his bidding is done by his lackeys, Toron and Lecta, leaving him unexposed. This is not uncommon for a CEO - but Kamony is so wrapped up in controversy that its CEO is a hot topic at all times. What is known is that the CEO sits in a highly secure office room somewhere at the top of Kamony's headquarters, where nobody can see him. So few have actually been in the CEO's presence that people have began questioning if he is even real.

Bios for the three villains running Kamony, Inc.: Haltmann Gaming's rival corporation
#kirbyoc

1 month ago 3 1 0 0
An image showing off Team Haltmann Gaming, an eSports team including Auto (OC), Bloxon (OC) and seven other team members.

An image showing off Team Haltmann Gaming, an eSports team including Auto (OC), Bloxon (OC) and seven other team members.

A number of figures observing an image of Team Haltmann Gaming.

"So this is who Haltmann's hiding behind, hmm?" one of them says.

"They must be desperate if these are their representatives," says another.

"Our state-of-the-art geolocation technology will easily pinpoint the locations of their residences," the first says.

"Should we go and 'disqualify' them, sir?" the second asks someone else.

"No," a third person responds, sitting in front of a desk that says 'CEO'. "We shall wait for now. Observe their actions from afar. After all... our victory has already been decided."

A number of figures observing an image of Team Haltmann Gaming. "So this is who Haltmann's hiding behind, hmm?" one of them says. "They must be desperate if these are their representatives," says another. "Our state-of-the-art geolocation technology will easily pinpoint the locations of their residences," the first says. "Should we go and 'disqualify' them, sir?" the second asks someone else. "No," a third person responds, sitting in front of a desk that says 'CEO'. "We shall wait for now. Observe their actions from afar. After all... our victory has already been decided."

Who are these people? Looks like Auto, Bloxon and their gaming team have some fierce competitors...
#kirbyoc

1 month ago 5 0 1 0

Ooh I'm hungry

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
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Gaffly (OC), Obly (OC) and Floaly (OC) are sitting on a sofa.

"Gonna get a drink", says Gaffly. "I'll be right back."

"Alright", says Obly.

While Gaffly is gone, Obly takes up all the space on the sofa.

Gaffly returns to find there's nowhere there to sit.

Gaffly (OC), Obly (OC) and Floaly (OC) are sitting on a sofa. "Gonna get a drink", says Gaffly. "I'll be right back." "Alright", says Obly. While Gaffly is gone, Obly takes up all the space on the sofa. Gaffly returns to find there's nowhere there to sit.

It just happens

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
Auto (OC) giving Minigem (OC) a kiss

Auto (OC) giving Minigem (OC) a kiss

Auto gives the softest smooches #orikabi #kirbyoc

1 month ago 3 0 0 0
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1 month ago 35 16 0 0
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I made a thing youtu.be/N1iGF62t6ZQ

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
"I wonder what I should do today," says Auto.

Auto's angel appears.

"You should get to work on all those art pieces you still haven't done yet," it advises.

Auto's devil appears, but says nothing.

"You're NEVER this quiet," says Auto's angel.

"What are you up to?"

Auto gets up.

"Auto, where are you going?" Auto's angel asks.

He walks to the computer.

"Oh no no no," Auto's angel starts to shout. "You get away from that blasted computer!"

Auto doesn't listen, ready to start up ULTRAKILL (New Blood Interactive).

"Auto, don't you dare!" the angel shouts. "STOP!!"

Auto clicks on the game and begins playing.

"Bad Auto," says the angel.

Auto's devil just starts laughing.

"See?" the devil finally speaks. "Didn't even need to say a word."

"I wonder what I should do today," says Auto. Auto's angel appears. "You should get to work on all those art pieces you still haven't done yet," it advises. Auto's devil appears, but says nothing. "You're NEVER this quiet," says Auto's angel. "What are you up to?" Auto gets up. "Auto, where are you going?" Auto's angel asks. He walks to the computer. "Oh no no no," Auto's angel starts to shout. "You get away from that blasted computer!" Auto doesn't listen, ready to start up ULTRAKILL (New Blood Interactive). "Auto, don't you dare!" the angel shouts. "STOP!!" Auto clicks on the game and begins playing. "Bad Auto," says the angel. Auto's devil just starts laughing. "See?" the devil finally speaks. "Didn't even need to say a word."

Daily dilemma #kirbyoc

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

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Robot of death takes a pitstop to refuel and has the craziest acid trip

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

A mentally unstable chef climbs up walls really fast so he can punch some food in the face

1 month ago 0 0 1 0
From left to right: Screow (OC), Nyauto (OC) and Mute (OC)

From left to right: Screow (OC), Nyauto (OC) and Mute (OC)

#catday2026 #catday #猫の日

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
Scrow (OC) holding a wooden heart with the words "Wood you be mine?" written on it.

Happy Valentine's Day 2026

Scrow (OC) holding a wooden heart with the words "Wood you be mine?" written on it. Happy Valentine's Day 2026

"Wood" you like to be Scrow's Valentine? #valentinesday #valentine2026

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

Characters and their owners (don't interact with this reply)
Yuu, owned by Pplause (@mirpuffen.bsky.social)
AOxOA, owned by AOxOA395 (@aoxoa395.bsky.social)
Auto, owned by Megagem (me)
Bacchus, owned by back2ba6 (@back2ba6.bsky.social)
pinkmilk, owned by pinkmilk (@kirbypinkmilk.bsky.social)

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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End of year art for 2025.
From left to right: Yuu by Pplause (@mirpuffen.bsky.social), AOxOA by AOxOA395 (@aoxoa395.bsky.social), Auto by Megagem (@megagem.bsky.social), Bacchus by back2ba6 (@back2ba6.bsky.social), pinkmilk by pinkmilk (@kirbypinkmilk.bsky.social).
Happy new year from Megagem

End of year art for 2025. From left to right: Yuu by Pplause (@mirpuffen.bsky.social), AOxOA by AOxOA395 (@aoxoa395.bsky.social), Auto by Megagem (@megagem.bsky.social), Bacchus by back2ba6 (@back2ba6.bsky.social), pinkmilk by pinkmilk (@kirbypinkmilk.bsky.social). Happy new year from Megagem

2025 came with its own challenges... 😬
But at the end of it Auto feels stronger than ever
#EndOfYear #endoftheyear #EndOfYear2025
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3 months ago 7 3 1 0
Kirby in a santa costume, petting Auto (my OC).

Kirby is owned by HAL Laboratories.

Merry Christmas 2025

Kirby in a santa costume, petting Auto (my OC). Kirby is owned by HAL Laboratories. Merry Christmas 2025

Merry Kirbymas 🎄
#kirby #christmas #christmas2025

3 months ago 4 1 0 0
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belongs to @metastarmk.bsky.social
requested by @swordgrayfire.bsky.social

6 months ago 14 5 0 0
Ghost Kirby trick-or-treating for Halloween

Happy Halloween in 2025 from Megagem

Ghost Kirby trick-or-treating for Halloween Happy Halloween in 2025 from Megagem

#halloween #halloween2025 #kirby

5 months ago 4 0 0 0
A simple image with big bold text saying, "I WILL NOT COMPLY". Inside the O of "NOT" is a silhouette of a man in a fedora casually walking forward. Beneath is the text, "Say NO to Digital ID".

A simple image with big bold text saying, "I WILL NOT COMPLY". Inside the O of "NOT" is a silhouette of a man in a fedora casually walking forward. Beneath is the text, "Say NO to Digital ID".

Nobody is entitled to our personal identity.
#SayNoToDigitalID #DigitalID #saynoto1984

6 months ago 4 3 0 0
Auto being cuddled by Scrow and Bloxon on his birthday. All OCs

Auto being cuddled by Scrow and Bloxon on his birthday. All OCs

Auto (OC) being cuddled by Kirby on his birthday.
Kirby is saying, "Happy birthday Auto!"
Auto giggles and replies, "Hehe... thanks Kirby!"

Auto (OC) being cuddled by Kirby on his birthday. Kirby is saying, "Happy birthday Auto!" Auto giggles and replies, "Hehe... thanks Kirby!"

Today is Auto's 36th birthday

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
The final page is written by both Auto and Scrow.
Auto: "After school, we hanged out at my house..."
Scrow: "... and the two of us have been best friends ever since that day."
The end

The final page is written by both Auto and Scrow. Auto: "After school, we hanged out at my house..." Scrow: "... and the two of us have been best friends ever since that day." The end

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1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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This next page is written by Auto.
"Our class task was to make origami, but Scrow was having trouble. I thought it was sad. All he needed was a push in the right direction."

This next page is written by Auto. "Our class task was to make origami, but Scrow was having trouble. I thought it was sad. All he needed was a push in the right direction."

This next page is written by Auto.
"So I took his origami paper and showed him how to fold it into a swan. I think that set him going. I've never seen him work as fast as he did."

This next page is written by Auto. "So I took his origami paper and showed him how to fold it into a swan. I think that set him going. I've never seen him work as fast as he did."

This next page is written by Scrow.
"Once I started, I basically couldn't stop. I worked like a machine. It was like all of these shapes and possibilities were cycling through my mind like a film reel, and I wouldn't rest until all of these ideas had become realised. There were so many of them that by the end, me and Auto's combined took up the entire table. I probably would have made more if we hadn't ran out of origami paper to work with."

This next page is written by Scrow. "Once I started, I basically couldn't stop. I worked like a machine. It was like all of these shapes and possibilities were cycling through my mind like a film reel, and I wouldn't rest until all of these ideas had become realised. There were so many of them that by the end, me and Auto's combined took up the entire table. I probably would have made more if we hadn't ran out of origami paper to work with."

This next page is written by Scrow.
"I was exhausted by the end, but I felt reinvigorated. The teacher was very pleased, needless to say. She told me I'd fit in well here. With the simple gift of an origami swan, this quiet kid had made me feel like a part of this community - something I will never forget."

This next page is written by Scrow. "I was exhausted by the end, but I felt reinvigorated. The teacher was very pleased, needless to say. She told me I'd fit in well here. With the simple gift of an origami swan, this quiet kid had made me feel like a part of this community - something I will never forget."

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1 year ago 1 0 1 0
This page is written by Auto.
"As a kid, I was always pretty quiet. I tended not to talk much. I didn't go out of my way to make friends, except in my games."

This page is written by Auto. "As a kid, I was always pretty quiet. I tended not to talk much. I didn't go out of my way to make friends, except in my games."

This next page is written by Auto.
"One day a new student came into class. His name was..."

This next page is written by Auto. "One day a new student came into class. His name was..."

This next page is written by Scrow.
"... Scrow Lidechere! I was born on Popstar, but not long after my birth, my parents wanted to move to Bitstar for a better life. It wasn't until I was about 4 or 5 years old that they decided to make the move."

This next page is written by Scrow. "... Scrow Lidechere! I was born on Popstar, but not long after my birth, my parents wanted to move to Bitstar for a better life. It wasn't until I was about 4 or 5 years old that they decided to make the move."

This next page is written by Scrow.
"Of course, I had to change schools. As nature would have it, I was moved to the same school as a certain orange puffball. And when I was introduced to the class, the teacher decided to have me sit next to him. He made space for me, but otherwise I didn't really think much of him. Seemed like a quiet kid with his eyes glued to his GBA. Then..."

This next page is written by Scrow. "Of course, I had to change schools. As nature would have it, I was moved to the same school as a certain orange puffball. And when I was introduced to the class, the teacher decided to have me sit next to him. He made space for me, but otherwise I didn't really think much of him. Seemed like a quiet kid with his eyes glued to his GBA. Then..."

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1 year ago 0 0 1 0
A story titled "The First Impression"
Written by Auto Bulldozer and Scrow F. P. Lidechere
Compiled and spell checked by Megagem

A story titled "The First Impression" Written by Auto Bulldozer and Scrow F. P. Lidechere Compiled and spell checked by Megagem

A 9-page comic on how Auto and Scrow first met
Title Page

1 year ago 2 1 1 0
My OCs Auto and Scrow hugging each other.

My OCs Auto and Scrow hugging each other.

Just something quick I made

1 year ago 1 0 0 0