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Posts by klepto

Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.

4 months ago 5785 2016 34 17

If a client handed me something like this I'll love them from the rest of my life bc it's more useful than you think

4 months ago 663 140 11 0

My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.

4 months ago 2719 871 11 6

bluesky now is your chance. can you be funny about this

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Fuck chatgpt and genai this is the future women want:

7 months ago 196 29 0 0

This is a serious, thoughtful call to act. I like the ambition to rebuild a working class movement from the left that can win and then deliver on its goals. Long-term thinking and doing is needed to provide a better life for all of us, and i think other regions outside NY have potential to lead, too

7 months ago 40 9 1 0
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[ #oc doodle ] nautilus monster person design my friend and i collabed on

carrion of faithful sorrow (carriith), a death sea priest in love with the realm’s prince

7 months ago 758 187 6 1

it's not funny. cartoon wolves only blow their heads off when they're extremely horny

7 months ago 144 22 1 1

maybe i just make this my sole furry acc bc all of u are here and i like yall '3'

7 months ago 1 0 0 0
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I literally felt like a little kid meeting a disney princess when this happened at furrydelphia. (I don't think this suiter has socials 😭)

7 months ago 3 0 0 0
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just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

2 years ago 4329 1110 37 30

this is like a proverb to me

9 months ago 71 7 3 0

Eurovision have banned both the flag of Palestine and lgbtqia+ flags

If someone suggests turning it on, please say no and suggest something else

11 months ago 177 77 17 12
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing

the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle

there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers

there's also an internal kobold spectrum

and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble

this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which  I just can't belive I had to add

also adds a "clone fucking" bubble

also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle

also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION

includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about

ive run out of characters lol

It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers there's also an internal kobold spectrum and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which I just can't belive I had to add also adds a "clone fucking" bubble also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about ive run out of characters lol

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version

2 years ago 1407 504 133 105

loved running into jock tall guys during the food house set, wondering "how the fuck did these guys find food house" and learning after literally all of them are queer furries.

11 months ago 3 0 0 0

i get her i fear

11 months ago 5 0 0 0

i need that actually

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

boy do they have ways to tell you

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Spontaneously said "hell yeah dude" out loud watching this.

1 year ago 795 102 21 0
digital portrait of two zombies, one of them is on his knees while he eats the other zombie's intestines but like in a sexy way

digital portrait of two zombies, one of them is on his knees while he eats the other zombie's intestines but like in a sexy way

digital portrait of a cute guy in his room with a missing leg, busted eye, and busted knuckles

digital portrait of a cute guy in his room with a missing leg, busted eye, and busted knuckles

these collabs with @quurlybug.bsky.social still go kinda hard

1 year ago 7 4 3 1
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it was benedryl and yeah we gotta get them on hete

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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🫣

1 year ago 6142 1053 34 17

people need to have funny crashouts on this app and maybe ill get more into it

1 year ago 4 0 1 0

i dont feeeeel like running a new social like the navy and making new friends im not 19 anymore ugh

1 year ago 5 0 0 0

drag recreation of just this episode

1 year ago 3 0 1 0
Man leaves a weird door way the top of his head is basically a spider

Man leaves a weird door way the top of his head is basically a spider

One of my first tries at Mr. Smiles. I still like it

1 year ago 1422 215 25 1

ugh all the art people post is soo much better here

1 year ago 6 0 1 0

if there is can you send them directly to my house ✨

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