Today I was told I look like Alexander Skarsgard in Murderbot. I’ll take it.

To be clear, I do not think that is accurate. But I’ll take it nevertheless.

In retrospect, niche 90s British kids TV references may not be the best way to cultivate a community of interesting kinksters but THIS IS MY TRUTH GODDAMNIT do you really want me to hide my truth?

Be better. 🐾

Baloo from the Jungle Book. Bungle from Rainbow. Treguard from Knightmare (*ahem*).

The list goes on.

As a nation, can we please acknowledge that Paddington is at best the third best bear from our childhood behind Rupert and Superted?

‘But wait!’ you may say, ‘he’s friends with the Queen!’

So was Andrew. Be better. 🐾

@turex.bsky.social is laminating pastry, which involves beating it with a rolling pin then massaging it out.

Suffice it to say, I wouldn’t mind being laminated. 👉🥐👈

I have come to the conclusion that I am very bad at flirting because I cannot resist every temptation to turn things into a surreal joke.

Mothers should say of me ‘He’s only being confusing because he likes you.’

Today I went round a lovely and very sexy friend and he kindly put me in rubber and tied me up and five minutes later… I fell asleep 😴

Oops. He took it as the compliment it was (I felt very safe!) and he enjoyed the free, snoring footstool.

But that was not my sexiest moment.

Spotted in ‘Cars’ world. Maybe, just maybe, Disney knew what they were doing with this exhibit.

I guess we’re at an impasse then. I’ll call The Hague.

I’m sorry to hear about your cough and wish you a speedy recovery. ❤️‍🩹

(See… compassion. Only good boys have compassion.)

I’m *always* a good boy. 😇

Yesterday evening, I had the very hot @subtracted.bsky.social come visit. He was a good boy!

Tigers are an effective means of social change because they have claws and can maul people.

Never need an excuse to take some nice photos in leather.

Bluesky hivemind… Any recommendations for barbers/hair stylists in London?

I’m ideally looking for someone who’ll talk through options and isn’t afraid to consider edgier options

Ooo, photos from @gearbound.london are up. I made a new friend by having his thighs used as a sensory deprivation toy.

I will note the effectiveness of this if I need a corporate icebreaker in the future.

📷 and 🪢 by the ineffable @freavebond.bsky.social .

Rope marks are always a sign of a fun night.

I wanted to make some relatable content about how all of the main characters in Sonic were attractive but in very different ways (woo body diversity) and I’m glad I did a double check because it turns out that Tails is 8 and that IS NOT OKAY PEOPLE.

The update I know everyone’s been excited for… I got to use the gym cuffs today.

The five words every blindfolded sub wants to hear…. ‘That doesn’t look like Lucozade.’

🪢 by the incredibly artistic @freavebond.bsky.social

All of this to say, I did go to and enjoy the Sunday Social and will be leveraging any photos taken to the fullest extent I can. So I also own my complete hypocrisy.

But I also put an ask out to whoever sees this and can make a difference… do events at 4 or 6pm really need to be scored by heavy bass? I posit you’d make kinksters as horny - if not more so - if the members party soundtrack was, I dunno, something like Enya? (jk. I think.)

I want to be more a part of the fetish community (both socially and sexually - say hi, strangers!) and part of this is me acknowledging I need to support more social events that incredible volunteers put on. I’m certainly guilty of not supporting them as much as I could.

But as a non-clubber, non-drinker and (most importantly) someone whose fetishes benefit from connection and communication which I struggle to cultivate under a deafening technobeat, I’m left choosing between feeling overwhelmed at an event; or staying home and cheering people on from the sidelines.

So todays the last day of FWL and as ever I have mixed feelings about the event.

The positives are that it is a shining beacon of celebrating filth and community in an increasingly fucked world. Plus so much of my network loves it.

Bringing back real UK Primary School memories here…

‘Good morning Kink Biker Lad. Good morning *everybody*’

😒

Grumpy sweaty boy in a chastity device.

This is my ‘first gym session in a chastity device and I got no weird looks so I can’t use that as an excuse to not be locked long term’ face.

Everybody has that look, right? It’s a well-known look.

I wish I could say I was spry enough to bounce back that quickly but the trick is…. *whispers* being back home with tea by 8pm both nights.

Giving the new leather shirt a twirl at the @reconnews.bsky.social members party tonight.

*actual twirling was limited.