What has made you happy in the last 9 months?

Are there any border tensions between Reading and Slough?

Good.
Just remember. Don't pay the ferryman...

As in the insect? Or a guy in a boat demanding money to cross your pond?

Mez, sitting down with her morning coffee at 6am, looking at her phone...

"WTF? So Trump has..."

And thus begins pretty much every day for the last 3 months or so.

The USA's obsession with individual rights has got them in to this mess, but sadly this obsession will likely stop them from solving it without violence.

Waiting for this cyclone is roughly akin to waiting for clients to pay me.

Over a week now since I Introduced Mez to Insane Clown Posse.
So far her make up habits remain unchanged.
More work needed.

www.facebook.com/share/p/14kV...

If you're terrified of the future clap your hands...

Who wouldn't be? She's smart and funny.

Another gig with the womenfolk.
Amyl and the Sniffers.
#punkrock

Me. He should invest in me.

💔

New pencil case for new school year.
This is the name one daughter came up with...

OK, if it was just a car then it definitely wasn't the secret 7.

Were the Famous 5 involved?

She wants me to let Y'all know what she followed it with.
Like Bob Dylan is an improvement.

I get home from seeing clients and buying groceries and Mez puts on Bjork.
This is Trump's Australia.

Man. This just blows...
Revictimisation. 😢

"I'd better move that, it could hook my boots as I walk past it" I thought to myself as I piled up some vine I had removed from a tree yesterday.
And I was right. At 11 pm it hooked my boots and as I hit the ground I remembered my intention to move it.

It gets worse. Veronica accused me of hiding their current tour from her...

My partner and I are largely alike.
Which, given our appalling senses of humour and general poor behaviour is a bullet dodged for others...

A couple weeks ago a possum knocked a small ceramic pot plant over. It shattered in to pieces. Roisin was devastated.
Yesterday, she presented it back to us, painstakingly glued back together.
That girl is determined and talented.
#prouddaddy

The girls have discovered Green Day.
Unfortunately, it is Green Day post 2002.

Welcome.
We've been expecting you...

It never ceases to amaze me what other dudes will send via personal message to women. 🤮