Setting aside the awful messaging, this kerning also seems really bad for a Nike ad.

Will Iowans ever reckon with the reality that the promise of ethanol was always quietly a lie?

If e15 is only going to save me 10¢/gal in this era, then wtf are we doing here in Iowa?

Humanity’s allergy to nuance strikes again?

Dang, now that's how you use your full time! Get 'im!

For the millionth time, my animus is not motivated by politics. My animus is motived by the president being a bad person. I don't like him because he spends every waking moment saying and doing bad things that hurt people. It's okay to not like someone who does that. That's not political.

A downside of the ability to write in a fun, conversational tone is that people sometimes think that you are fun and conversational in real life.

Brontosaurus takes 2nd? Seriously? There are so many sauropods with better, more metal names. Patagotitan’s name automatically grants it the ability to play the intro to Raining Blood.

Renaming CoPilot on my work computer Orwell because [gestures broadly]

Have to do a brief highway commute now and all I can say is jesus, what the fuck people?

This rules lol

Just saying, I’ve been hurt before.

My fear is there’s no way they land the series safely, for similar reasons. I hope I’m wrong.

Usually I lament admin officials leaving because they are inevitably replaced with more corrupt appointments, but I’m not sure it can get more corrupt than Bondi. She didn’t get fired for being too principled.

Literally just saw reporting yesterday refuting this.

He’s committed a lot of horrible crimes, but making us listen to his stupid fucking voice saying stupid fucking shit every fucking day for ten fucking years is up there

Camping with Steve is genuine zen cleanse

a man in a suit says " i 'm out " while holding a pen ALT: a man in a suit says " i 'm out " while holding a pen

I’m sorry, if I have to hear one more player explain the b.e. boomerang idol with faux excitement… #survivor50

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Going to the gym at 5am wearing yesterday’s hoodie with a little bit of pizza sauce still on it is a power move.

You don't have to gamble for gambling to ruin your life How gambling is eroding empathy, destroying relationships, and changing our culture — even for people who never bet.

"A University of Oregon study found that when states legalize sports betting, intimate partner violence increases by roughly 10 percentage points after upset NFL losses." yourbrainonmoney.substack.com/p/gambling-i...

God is that a camo pocket square? Talk about clashing patterns…

We threw Hillbilly Elegy in the recycling. Feels more responsible than a bonfire.

Bragging about reading the Post. Lol how erudite.

Took the reverse approach a few years ago and sold my 1st US ed. book 1 for like a grand. Gets it out of my house AND she makes no money AND I get to *take* money from someone I probably wouldn’t like to hang out with.

w— wait what exactly does he think they need the $200b for?

If only somebody online would tell me what a grave and alarming situation we are in as a country in a hostile and defensive tone. Only then would I have the conviction to personally stop the bad things.

I complain a lot about Iowa’s unemployment system, but in my experience, the actual people who work in the DSM office are universally fantastic. They know the system is a nightmare, they’ve seen it all, they have a sense of humor, they are providing outstanding service. 5 stars

Some prog jazz funk keyboard thing played in the car this morning and my 3.5 yr old said “what is this? It sounds like Mr. Rodgers.” and he was dead right and I’m very proud of him.