Yep I read through...

Just read that and thought someone had physically attacked you. I was worried for you

Don't think much of yours...

A completey scathing and true account account of Keir Starmersfirst year. www.facebook.com/share/16947Y...

Can't focus today so decided to organise my playlist. listening to old skool/classic #Brazilian rap.. open.spotify.com/playlist/1A7... a few more to add, any I've missed from this list?

I'm not sure... Everyone "appears' to have failed those in dire need, those fearful of rising costs etc... the trouble is the Snp can only do so much, but the media blame them even when it's better here, and immigration even though we need it.. reform are the worry.

Could they do a holographic one and have the chair bounce back and hit him? (Does England still have £100 notes?)

I put my glasses down... Make your own story....

#Headine of the Day

Brighton hospital treats man with serious injuries from mediaeval combat - Brighton & Hove News

I know NHS waiting lists are long, but had no idea they were that long...

(Hope he's OK)

I'm saying nothing.... except the joke was probably better than the coffee...

Had my Brazilian Samba lesson. Haven't had so much fun or laughed so much in ages... Also my body hasn't moved in so many strange ways in ages either.... There may be video...

Hey man. I think this also started out as the.perception in the UK is that oysters are a premium food... When there's other great things. Who can resist the smell of strawberrues, peaches or melon when it's at that perfectly ripe point....

That took me far longer than it should to work out ..

Maybe, but you'd just get jealous of my lizard hips... 😃

Yesterday I changed my bio on threads claiming i'd invented Samba. This is obviously false as will possibly be seen later...

Today I'm having samba lessons. I hope that my feet and hips learn to move with my upper body, and I don't look like two people dancing in the same body at the same time and doing different things.

And DMs aren't a right... I try not to misuse the privilege...

Some might get touchy about the comparison... I can't be bothered with those looking for an argument...

I get you... I love pretty much all seafood, but oysters, I just don't see the point...

Sent a DM. Hopefully okay. Content borderline...

I love shellfish. But oysters I hate.. you burp 3 weeks later and you can still taste them... It's just about snobbery. There's far better, tastier things to eat.

I have just told one of those strange women with no clothes accounts that i invented the samba...

That's what all the girls say ..

It used to make me think, this is what the magic roundabout would sound like if it was on drugs... Then I thought it was on drugs and So am I...

@kayspringham.bsky.social hi Kay

Do you have a spare? 🙏

@nikkijayne.bsky.social well if you're going to post on the Prodigy you have to be followed...

Seen them about 5 times. I wondered how they'd be post Keith... And I'm so happy they've come through... Lesser bands would have folded ..

Can't understand why this isn't main stage... You could power a medium size city with their energy...

Prodigy at Glastonbury on BBC 4 an absolutely immense act...