waste of everybody's time

george riley would like a word

yo era nohuyascobarde en el twitter antes de hacerme famosa di

neeeeeeeeed

as in hashtag FAT AS FUCK?

let me S & F

señoras que ven mi lockscreen sin permiso

demasiada garnacha y muy pocos enemas

yo me acabo de comprar la A16 en Amazon y amo

WELL THEN

happy birthday bbyyy

need to see @faggotfantasy.bsky.social butt ass naked wearing nothing but the Soberano Jr. mask that’s it that’s the skeet

bailé tan rico anoche que no me voy a querer morir en un rato

quesito

the hardest part would be choosing one to eat first!!!

i could take all three of them in a face to ass showdown

me rompes el corazón es de mis pokemon favoritos. necesitaré tres culofotos para sanar esto

volunteering to soothe it with my tongue

a woman is standing in front of a door that says ' amanda ' on it .. ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door that says ' amanda ' on it ..

así se sintió volver a bluesky luego de semanas y ver este update

que el musical abriera con Castillos (la canción favorita de mi mamá) fue lo que me atrapó....... mega psyop

⬅️🪑

take me by the hung lead me to the long... that you understong....

nope

en la fiesta de la democracia eres el que se fue al cuarto oscuro

The tent is too small for them, but that is not stopping Link for savouring the delicious Tauro's chocolate cake... (Seriously, I think they need to fix the tent before doing this?!)

ever since they nuked my main insta i feel less irony poisoned

You’ve heard of Modest Mouse now get ready for Pompous Pussy

bluesky user stonedmazes responds: wow wtf ❤️

this hump always makes my day ❤️